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consider this: see-thru skin and meet flesh to see your organs swishing around inside of you, kind of like all of those clear electronics of the early 90s
i don't like racism and idk how to quote a bweet (i am mega stupid)
@hiew it died then my mom took out the battery bc i wouldn't stop crying about it, so not anymore i guess. it wasn't one of the new ones tho it was my moms from her childhood
@iridescent welcome ヾ( ̄▽ ̄)
im the only person in the world who grieves over a dead tamagotchi
when i was in kindergarten i kicked one of the sporty boys in the balls for telling me i was shit at kickball... what a fool he was...
@kemes why bill cosby specifically?? does someone have a crusssshhhhhh?
@kemes why do you keep bringing up the fact that im a "helpless skinny 10 year old" do it mean that much to you ?
@kemes so first i was 12 and now im 10??? bro can't even keep his insults straight 💀
@kemes I’m pretty sure you’ve only seen people shovel snow in movies bc you’ve clearly never been outside :|
Shoveling snow would count as child labor I stg
@therealdwaynejohnson 😳😳😳😳
@therealdwaynejohnson suck my balls *angery goose sounds*
imagine: toe prosthetics but they come out of ur foot like wolverine's claws
ribit ribit bitch
fun fact: frogs r cooler than people
school is boring as hell, like i have more important things to do, like slaying dragons and ur mom
I just dropped a phone on my fucking face _:(´ཀ`」 ∠):
my chrome book is about to die and i have a sideshow on frogs to finnish
deez nutz *vine boom*
honk honk beep bep vrmmmmmmm verooooomnnnnnnn vrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmrrmrmrmrmrmrmrrrrrr
who invented not being able to eat rocks? like bruh i wanna chomp on that
*coffin door opens slowly* howdy everyone :)

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maxizavampire

Name: maxine cool pants

Bio: she/they ★ verry cringe ★

Location: ur moms bed