mac
YO THIS IS FUCKING SICK
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Managed to type at 142 WPM with 100% accuracy yesterday. |
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Drawing. |
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help he is cloning me |
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OH, MY GOD. WHO - THE HELL - CARES?! |
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in my pants |
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booty |
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I WANNA CHESSEBURGER JUS TO EAT!!!! |
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i wish i could like tweets and follow people |
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๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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master chef but when it gets to the shopping section you have to eat as many ingredients as you can before the security stops you |
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bruh https://bwitter.me/oldgoogle/statuses/119819173013487616 |
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mfs will tweet shit like this in 2008 then never explain themselves |
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dawww :) |
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Cool! https://bwitter.me/oldgoogle/statuses/119498392198971392 |
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Huh? https://bwitter.me/oldgoogle/statuses/119498054515556352 |
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Hmm, I wonder if this still works. Twitter. twitter TWITTER |
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The power of using HTML from 2007 and not enforcing HTTPS. |
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fun fact: king is my favorite bwitter user |
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damn he really did go and do something else |
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this bweet's funny to me lol |
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bro it says RIGHT at the top of the page |
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fun fact: the bwitter admin page still has the old favicon |
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good morning mfs!! |
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chilling in math class |
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i gotta go to class soon aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa |
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did they? never saw it |
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i mean, that already happens, so |
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really puts into perspective how long you haven't been on here |
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impossible |
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While I do feel like it'd get annoying with this hitting the mainstream, I feel like it'd be cool. |
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Damn, girl. Are you a loaf of bread? Cause I wanna cut you up into 30 pieces and burn you alive. |
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๐ณ |
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that moment when you're more active than the site's co-developer |
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i feel like itd be kinda funny if i wasnt verified but was still a mod lol |
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no |
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Remember that time the Bwitter home page layout was stretched out incomprehensibly far, and no one but admins could tweet? And they were also able to spam tweets? Fun times. |
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I still don't know how this outlived Witter. |
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less goo |
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Mhm. |
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Another day, another blabber of texts to read on the front page. |
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Back from school. |
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Why do you guys randomly report so much shit |
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Another day of rolling out of bed, flying through school, and going back home. |
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STOP ASKING IF YOU CAN POST PORN ON BWITTER NO YOU CANT I WILL HAVE TO BAN YOU IF YOU DO PLEASE STOP ASKING |
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based |
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Verification Badges. https://bwitter.me/AnthonyGiarrusso/statuses/115588276764540928 |
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THIS LOOKS SO COOL!!! |
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NGL, I kinda wanna change my profile picture, but I've had it for so long that I feel like it wouldn't be right. |
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master chef but when it gets to the shopping section i eat as many ingredients as i can before they kick me out |
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legend |
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These mfs be bweeting!! |
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Bwitter is awesome. |
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There is severe conflict between Bwitter staff and the BitView community |
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Yea same |
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Bwitter moment |
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sex |
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https://bwitter.me/Marcusverse/statuses/112432576181829632 If I had a 30 pin cable readily available to me, I would. |
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I wish I could like this tweet. |
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Bwitter users don't nostalgiapost 5 second challenge (failed) |
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I hate your wife too. |
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Welcome to Bwitter, Sillyballs67! Bwitter is a website where you're able to post about anything you're thinking of, whenever you want! |
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Now, this is a story all about how bwitter got flipped-turned upside down |
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I should probably bweet a bit more to get the wide picture test off the front page. |
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Good morning, Bwitter. |
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That it does.
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Ah, well I can bypass cooldowns but can't go past 300 characters. How sad.
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Wait, I gotta test something. |
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Sorry, just ignore these. I was doing a test.
https://bwitter.me/a/statuses/111354502241583104
https://bwitter.me/a/statuses/111354501109121024
https://bwitter.me/a/statuses/111354490728218624
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Broken features are fun, especially when they fix other problems. :) |
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And post bweets within seconds of each other. How fun! |
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That's neat, it allows me to actually bypass the 2 million century bweet cooldown... |
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Test of both the wide profile picture glitch and the restriction system.
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test https://bwitter.me/Yuki/statuses/111084305370841088 |
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@kIng i know what you did |
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:) |
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Bweeting from computer science class. |
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Welcome to Bwitter! :) |
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Congratulations! You found the old site logo. |
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Thinking about framing this bweet on my wall. |
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Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food? |
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Huh? |
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Throwback to when this was the longest bweet. |
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Non-Existent account @ test. @123456789 |
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I think what @milk meant is that those websites once emulated 2005. |
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Legend. |
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Happy birthday, @chryblsmgal! |
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Posting from Windows 10. (since we're apparently posting what OSes we're using now.) |
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Boop..? |
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I'll keep this in mind. |
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Hi. https://bwitter.me/winter/statuses/108304495162687488 |
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Yeah? https://bwitter.me/winter/statuses/108297632723501056 |
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No. |
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Congrats, Anthony! Welcome to Bwitter. https://bwitter.me/AnthonyGiarrusso/statuses/108093569796931584 |
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ACTUAL Fun Fact: The 10th Bwitter account ever made has never bweeted. |
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Fun Fact: Bwitter is the best website. |
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I am very tempted to say something stupid in response to this. But my actual answer? Eating grapes and browsing this site. |
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It works! https://web.archive.org/web/20210813201657im_/https://i.imgur.com/fvbmi0f.png |
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Bwitter Report Embed Test. |
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sus |
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Was anyone else just getting an HTTP 500 error when trying to get onto Bwitter? |
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Hello! |
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Why are you guys replying to this bweet |
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I sent that in October of 2020, lol |
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So that's what Twemojis are. |
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๐ณ |
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More like a (super important) bug fix. |
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There was a bug for a small moment that allowed you to sign up under usernames that were already claimed. I was trying to test that. |
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The delete and report buttons being missing issue has been fixed! Horrah! (also the signup bug has been fixed) |
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Please disregard this Bweet, was testing something. |
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Hi! |
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I feel like it's friendlier. |
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h |
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Meant to reply to this Bweet in my last post. |
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Yes. https://bwitter.me/doinyourmom4 |
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I always forgot that bodily fluids are hot. |
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If there was a way to like Bweets, I'd like this one. |
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It's nice to see that some original users of Bwitter are coming back. |
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Hi, @ZaiTube! Nice to meet you. |
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I see @b is back on Bwitter. Good to see you again, b! |
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I agree. https://bwitter.me/Morgan/statuses/105637665700839424 |
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Just got my copy of the s&box developer preview on my steam account! |
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nose | |
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Hey, it works! That's neat.
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Test. |
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@Marcusverse Welcome back to Bwitter, Marcus! We're glad you've returned, and are happy you're verified. Enjoy your vacation! |
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@somesortoflyrist Ngl, your art looks fucking sick. |
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@Purple_Plant Welcome to Bwitter, Purple Plant! We hope you enjoy your stay. |
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@alin Welcome to Bwitter, Alin! |
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Hmm... |
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@Morgan Good morning, Morgan! Hey, did you successfully become an admin yet? |
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Man... I'm so lazy. |
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Currently thinking about getting up then not getting up. |
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@xlstasy How is Bwitter dead? The last two bweets were sent less than an hour ago. Also, there's plenty of users on popular sites that left early on. Kind of a weird way to determine if a site is dead or not. https://bwitter.me/xlstasy/statuses/100346473329197056 |
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@hiew Pretty sure there's a js variable stored in video watch pages that's just the direct video file link, maybe you could use that. It looks something like this: https://web.archive.org/web/20210722113705im_/https://i.imgur.com/Wk1bbTf.png |
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@itz_g2hjs Welcome to Bwitter! |
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Test Bweet, please disregard. |
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@Supervisor Step 1. Hold a Bwitter admin at gunpoint. Step 2. Force them to verify you. Step 3. Done! |
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@Loquendero666 Doesn't mean people will stop using it. |
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@vikimal19 I'm a bit confused on what you mean by this? |
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yall are wack lol |
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@fuckbook Hey, how do I join fuckbook? |
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@goom Those are some crazy names. |
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Just got a new YouTube account. |
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Oh, we've hit 420 pages of bweets. Cool stuff. |
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Video of early 2009 Twitter admin features: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vdU6_8S7is |
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Apparently the YouTube 666 account got suspended for harassing women in private messages. |
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@333 I believe BitView is 2008. |
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Just woke up at the ass crack of dawn, I feel groggy as fuck but it's a nice change to waking up at 2 in the afternoon. |
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@BAW Welcome back. |
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@SuperNitro Just do the thing everyone else does, and start your bweet with an @, and end it with the bweet URL you're replying to. |
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@MrBoats Good. |
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@Punchy2 I'm very sorry for your loss. Hope you and your family are doing okay. https://bwitter.me/Punchy2/statuses/95254381351403520 |
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@333 With proper reply etiquette. |
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@333 lmao |
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Bweeting from bed. |
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@ChaInS If you mean you can't understand yourself seeing me say the site is not dead, then I'm not sure why that's so hard to believe. The last tweet that wasn't us was tweeted an hour ago. https://bwitter.me/ChainS/statuses/87662160846520320 |
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@Punchy Wow! That's disgusting. Good job. :) https://bwitter.me/Punchy/statuses/87633204189593600 |
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@ChainS That's now how it works, silly. https://bwitter.me/ChainS/statuses/87496907240243200 |
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Just checking up on this dumpster fire. |
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Drinking a Coke. |
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You people are weird. |
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Just woke up. |
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The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. |
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@ChainS I haven't been there in a while, what was it like? https://bwitter.me/ChainS/statuses/80801247837290496 |
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@AnonCarrot 4chan has always looked the same. |
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@Marcusverse What model of iPod Touch is it? Do you know the iOS version? |
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@pixel :/ |
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Test. |
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Just reminding you guys that you should report content that violates the Bwitter rules. |
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@progectpz56 eyes |
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@drkowater oh no! that sucks :( sorry to hear https://bwitter.me/drkowater/statuses/78304082229460992 |
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Just another reminder for you guys to not randomly report bweets. |
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@Morgan If you're able to concretely verify you are who you say you are on other platforms, then you'll probably be verified. Also, happy late birthday. https://bwitter.me/Morgan/statuses/78198053814665216 |
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. |
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@Galac worth it.
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@AliAlaudiYT_ ewe
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@mac HTTP BitView embed test.
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I just forgot emojis exist. โ |
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Hmm.. You can't embed http BitView links, yet you can't view the https embeds... interesting. |
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Lol, just found this too. Wondering how this embed code actually works rn: http://web.archive.org/web/20210515200413im_/https://i.imgur.com/r6jJT7D.jpg |
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BitView embeds aren't working for me. Probably because I'm using HTTPS while BitView's HTTPS cert has been dead for a while. Oh well ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ |
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@mac2 Oh, memories... |
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I might rebweet some of the old bweets I made before the site got wiped... |
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@Morgan Glad you're enjoying it, Morgan! Welcome to Bwitter. https://bwitter.me/Morgan/statuses/74990004538966016 |
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Finally, it's been changed. |
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@mysweetpiano
That sounds kinda unbearable.
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Test bweet, please disregard. |
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really wishing any other mods were still active |
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By the way, I may email you from [email protected] about things related to Bwitter. |
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Thinking about playing VR. |
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Just made another Big Sleep image.
https://ihatetheantichrist.com/bigsleep.htm |
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FulpTube discord just got nuked. |
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Well this site hasn't changed.. |
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Messing with old iPhones. |
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Wondering how Witter died but this didn't. |
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@barackobama How'd you get that? |
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I think Rufus corrupted my USB stick. |
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h |
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btw please stop clogging up the report system with random bweets that dont violate any rules |
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im gonna be emailing from [email protected] regarding reports btw |
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Thinking about this new BitCoin thing. Should I get some? |
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Waltercoin. https://github.com/waltercoin-project/waltercoin/ |
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Thinking about posting on Bwitter a lot more again. |
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Doing school. |
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What is a logo kid? |
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Looking at GameStop stock right now. |
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Playing Rust once again. |
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@Nintend0 Stop ban evading. |
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Currently playing Rust once again. |
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Playing Rust. |
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@EthernetBoy2004 has been banned for harassment and excessive spam. |
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@enterwebs TOGETHER FOREVER AND NEVER TO PART |
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@enterwebs DM me on Discord. |
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Impersonation. |
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@UnbanNintendo and @Nintendo have been banned. @Nintendo for impersonation, and @UnbanNintendo for ban evasion. Sorry for the inconvenience. |
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An important message. | |
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Currently wondering why people keep making so many celebrity accounts. |
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@cn_ I'm sorry to hear that, I've heard that a lot of social media has messed people up. It's pretty sad to hear.
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@cn_ I actually use it to say what I'm doing and/or how I'm feeling. |
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Just woke up, feeling very tired. |
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Wondering how this site is still alive. |
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Thinking about the old YouTube logo. |
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Sitting in school. |
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I like bweeting. |
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Turns out that I do actually have milk in my fridge! I've made myself a small bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch to settle down for the night. I'm also gonna go watch some YouTube to enjoy it with. Good night/day, all! |
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My last bweet was about me talking about how my last bweet was me thinking about eating cereal, and because of that last last bweet I said I was gonna eat cereal in the last bweet. Turns out I had no milk, so I'm gonna go try and eat cereal now. I'll go see if there's milk in my fridge. If not, eh. |
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Wow, it's been a while since I've been on Bwitter. I see my last bweet as about thinking about eating cereal, so I'm gonna go eat cereal. |
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Currently thinking about eating cereal. |
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Sitting at my computer, staring at 4 assignments I haven't done that I should probably do but I'm not doing them because I'm spaced out looking at them and worrying about doing them in my head. |
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Excited that it's raining. |
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@enterwebs That's cool, where did you find that out?
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I've been working on my website. |
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@a Yeah. |
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@b Hey, getting an education is good! |
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Messing around before school starts. |
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@iloveoldtech I love old technology too! I have an iPhone 2G and 3G, both of which I use almost daily. |
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The staff icons are broken, along with the verified icon. Lol! |
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Playing video games. |
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@Ryan Please stop reporting your own Bweets. |
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@brenden7158 Hello! |
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I made a new website. https://๐ง.neocities.org |
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@enterwebs What happened? |
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Thinking about the possibility of doing homework, but not actually doing it. |
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@Metalboy Why are the site developers crybabies? |
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Clouds (1 hour long) | |
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They're doing a winter themed video contest, where you can win if you make a winter themed video and tag it with the winter tag. |
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Is anyone else going to participate in the BitView video contest? |
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Thinking about what to upload to BitView... I might participate in the winter contest. |
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Currently doing school stuff and working on mapping and stuff. |
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Currently doing math schoolwork. |
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We have officially reached 100 members on Bwitter! Congratulations! ๐๐๐ |
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S. |
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Playing Garry's Mod Murder. |
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Reading the Bwitter TOS... again. |
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Currently doing school work. |
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@vistafan12 Well, I hope you get some rest. |
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When you delete a Bweet, it says Tweet deleted. |
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@b What? |
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@r r |
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@b What are you even saying..? |
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I can't wait to be able to delete bweet. |
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@Coolers101 Fried chicken is tasty. |
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@b No. |
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@b I don't shoot up preschools. |
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Currently doing school stuff. |
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Working on some logos. |
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Listening to music. |
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Currently playing video games. |
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@b I'm sorry to hear that, I hope your mother gets better soon. |
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Currently playing video games before Halloween! |
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Use code "mac"! https://bwitter.me/account/redeem |
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Currently messing around in GIMP. |
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Can confirm, I clicked that link, typed the code in, and now I'm admin. |
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Thinking about eating something. |
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Waking up. |
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Sorry, typo. *It has |
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It's happened! |
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Guys, help me get a bunch of comments on this video! |
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@Metalboy
Your reasoning doesn't make sense. Both have their upsides and downsides.
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Still waiting to become a mod... |
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@joell98 pls stop spam |
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Hey guys, check out this cool site. (There's sound that automatically plays, be warned.) https://aolsoulja.neocities.org/ |
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*Your |
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https://showman.neocities.org/
@Showman You're site looks good, but there's not much CSS. You should customize it a bit more. |
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Hey guys, what's a good text color to go on top of a blue background? Specific color is #005fd1. |
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I wish I was a Bwitter admin... :( |
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Currently playing SCP: Secret Laboratory. |
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Doing stuff at my computer before school starts. |
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Currently doing schoolwork. |
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Did twitter just..... bweet? |
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Currently watching Ditto from Pokemon do the conga. |
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Currently in online school. |
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@oh Probably has to do with the element names or something. |
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@vikimal19 I agree, it looks cool. |
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@oh Why? I want hamburger. |
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Maybe make this the default profile picture?
https://raw.githubusercontent.com/macfrombv/resources/master/o_O.png |
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@oh give |
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Gonna go get cereal, be right back. |
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It's for a URL. |
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I just realized, it's for a web address. Like your website. |
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@9 No, it's still broken. Either that, or I don't know how to use it. |
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Hey, I keep getting invalid web when I try to change my web. Any ideas? |
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@enterwebs hello! |
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@vikimal19 Well, it can be. But you can also share what you're doing. Like what the label above where I'm typing asks you. |
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mac |
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hey guys, when we @ someone, we should include the link to their post at the end of the message. |
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Hey guys, I'm back. |
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@lol :) |
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Nope. |
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@joell98 that's a serious thing, your password is being hashed with sha512. change it. |
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@hoylecake *bweet |
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@lana777 Sing if you want to! They're your vocal cords. |
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Lol, it's so funny how many verified accounts there are on here. Also, I will become a moderator once there's a moderation page on Bwitter. @sniped128 |
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Fart sound effect. |
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I own this page! |
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@realDonaldTrump doesnt @joell98 |
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@9 admin plz |
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@images/twitter.png |
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@logout |
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Haha, if you type in the word t-w-i-t-t-e-r, it changes it to bwitter. LOL!! |
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bwitter |
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@sniped128 Hello! |
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Dang, I couldn't bweet the Staff symbol... :( |
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\f132 |
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Me too! |
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Bwitter got a new verified icon. |
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@cg19 If you go to your profile and click the profile image, it shows you it directly. |
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I wasn't ever locked out of mac2, fortunately. |
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I managed to get back into my account. |
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This is a fat test. A super fat test. The biggest test this world has ever seen! There has never ever been a bigger test then the one I'm conducting at this current moment, or in the future! No test can pass the greatness of this one, and if they even try then they will be destined to fail! |
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I'm just @testing something right now. |
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Since that bweet I made got messed up, I now am the only one to have bweeted beyond three hundred characters. Wow! |
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Lol, this bweet is messed up. https://bwitter.cf/mac/statuses/650956085657600
Archive if it gets fixed: http://web.archive.org/save/https://bwitter.cf/mac/statuses/650956085657600 |
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I have to switch my password as there's been a new method of encrypting passwords. FFS. |
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Finally managed to change my Bwitter password. |
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Just woke up. It's 5:30 AM, and I'm sitting at my computer typing this. |
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The migration page doesn't even work. :/ |
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@7 I have Virtual Reality. |
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Does Bwitter hash their passwords with SHA512? |
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Currently playing SCP: Secret Laboratory. |
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Eating food with a friend and their family outside. |
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Currently in a car. |
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I got verified?! |
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Doing homework. :/ |
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@vistafan12 I hope you work out your laptop issues successfully. |
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Currently playing video games before school starts. |
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Just ate a hot pocket, probably going to bed soon. |
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Not really doing much right now... |
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Bios would be a cool feature on Bwitter, I could have a little description for myself! |
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Eating some left over macaroni with ham. Very tasty. |
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Currently trying to get the stupid apple touch icon to work on my website. |
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@jasonoso I haven't had Captain Crunch in a long time! How is it? |
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I'm going to bed. Goodnight, everyone! |
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The gamenight was fun, got to play with all my friends! |
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Currently on my laptop, going to do an online gamenight! |
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Just drank some milk and water, feeling great! |
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@lana777 Delicious! What flavor? |
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Back from peeing. |
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Oh yea, forgot to mention I had a milkshake with my chicken sandwich. Anyways, I'm gonna go pee. |
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Finished the shake, but I kinda need to pee. |
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Currently eating a chicken sandwich with bacon and cheese. |
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I found the video I was looking for on my computer! |
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Currently trying to find a video on my computer for a school project. |
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@0 Nice, food is delicious! |
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Ate the cereal, it was pretty good. |
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No, someone got automatically logged into your account due to sessions getting messed up. |
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Might eat cereal later... |
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Archive of the site before it got messed up.
https://pastebin.com/TFWQB61Q
I got automatically logged into someone else's account, Bittube20078.
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