Loom-icon mac

kingJust released Trailer:
Managed to type at 142 WPM with 100% accuracy yesterday.
help he is cloning me
hiew @mac and cheese :shrudder:

QwellknownAG>R>FL <<<Will be watching the news in 2028 and after. Q

in my pants

i wish i could like tweets and follow people
king๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ’๐ŸŒ“๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ—๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ’๐ŸŒ“๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ—๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘ moon emoji lazr!

master chef but when it gets to the shopping section you have to eat as many ingredients as you can before the security stops you
mfs will tweet shit like this in 2008 then never explain themselves
QwellknownSaving the world. AG xx 9/14ths >> BWR. AG thrives on BC ... No comments<<<.Q

dawww :)
kingawh,, @mac is MY fav bwitter user โ˜ž๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ

Hmm, I wonder if this still works. Twitter. twitter TWITTER
mac Haha, if you type in the word t-w-i-t-t-e-r, it changes it to bwitter. LOL!!

The power of using HTML from 2007 and not enforcing HTTPS.
PMK335This page works on the DSi Browser including the Wii Browser. I'm not joking it is real footage:

fun fact: king is my favorite bwitter user
damn he really did go and do something else
sniped128anyways i'll go do something more useful than posting retarded "comebacks" to some schizo

this bweet's funny to me lol
jasonoso hey guys sorry i have been inactive lol

bro it says RIGHT at the top of the page
HeavyGunnerwhat the hell is this

fun fact: the bwitter admin page still has the old favicon
good morning mfs!!
chilling in math class
i gotta go to class soon aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
did they? never saw it
hiew @mac yeah the brief moment when @Xwyrick made a video about bwitter

i mean, that already happens, so
hiew @mac yeah, i'd imagine the site flooded with new users and they all leave after a while lol

really puts into perspective how long you haven't been on here
LeChrisChrome Also i dont know how to rebweet

hiew mac caught red handed being funny

While I do feel like it'd get annoying with this hitting the mainstream, I feel like it'd be cool.
hiew if this site ever blows up with some youtuber's influence it's gonna be cool imo

Damn, girl. Are you a loaf of bread? Cause I wanna cut you up into 30 pieces and burn you alive.
king"did u fall from heaven, coz it looks like your face was smashed in"-- my fav quote from new Gmod skit i'm making

Kyasadi927Ngl, Iโ€™m really getting into Macs. I gotta find an ADB keyboard and a PRAM battery for my Macintosh IIsi

that moment when you're more active than the site's co-developer
LeChrisChrome I havent bweeted in forever. Just had to ban someone, always fun!

i feel like itd be kinda funny if i wasnt verified but was still a mod lol
ZaioazI'm first

Remember that time the Bwitter home page layout was stretched out incomprehensibly far, and no one but admins could tweet? And they were also able to spam tweets? Fun times.
I still don't know how this outlived Witter.
less goo
hiew writing a bwitter desktop client with c++ and libcurl

joell95people still use this site?

Another day, another blabber of texts to read on the front page.
Back from school.
Why do you guys randomly report so much shit
Another day of rolling out of bed, flying through school, and going back home.
kingFor @mac, @hiew, @AnthonyGiarrusso, @nauticallyepic, @AbrahamPizzano, @AnonCarrot, @Xwyrick, & every non-pfp:โ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒ >> <<

Verification Badges.

NGL, I kinda wanna change my profile picture, but I've had it for so long that I feel like it wouldn't be right.
master chef but when it gets to the shopping section i eat as many ingredients as i can before they kick me out
kingsaw this drunk bloke call some asian chick beautiful then he skates thru 4 lanes of busy traffic into a mall not giving a single fuck about the cars. shit u not this happened today

These mfs be bweeting!!
Bwitter is awesome.
hiew Sometimes when i'm tired of the big internet like facebook and youtube and reddit and stuff i come to bwitter and it's like an oasis lmao. Really wish more places on the internet was like this. Quora used to be good but after the meme-invaders it went downhill fast.

There is severe conflict between Bwitter staff and the BitView community
kingbwitter and bitview sitting in a tree, k. i. s. s. i. n. g

Yea same
uriminzokใ€Š ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ๋ฏผ์กฑ๋ผ๋ฆฌ ใ€‹ ๋””์‹œ ์—ฐ๋ถ๊ฐค์ด (์—ฐํ‰๋„ ๋ถ๊ดด๋„๋ฐœ ๊ฐค๋Ÿฌ๋ฆฌ) ์ ๋ นํ•˜์˜€์Šต๋„ค๋‹ค. ์กฐ๊ตญ์˜ ์›์‘ค ๊น€์ •์€์„ ํƒ€๋„ํ•˜์ž !

Bwitter moment
Yuki We've updated our Terms of Service - (Specifically, Basic Terms: Paragraph 8) Please take a moment to read the updated terms to ensure your account follows the terms to ensure that we won't have to restrict your access to our service.

sex If I had a 30 pin cable readily available to me, I would.
I wish I could like this tweet.
dylanshoemakerDamn... I wish youtube allowed hentai

Bwitter users don't nostalgiapost 5 second challenge (failed)
I hate your wife too.
timmysdadI hate my wife

Welcome to Bwitter, Sillyballs67! Bwitter is a website where you're able to post about anything you're thinking of, whenever you want!
Sillyballs67hi guy, am new here, what is bwitter

Now, this is a story all about how bwitter got flipped-turned upside down
I should probably bweet a bit more to get the wide picture test off the front page.
Good morning, Bwitter.
That it does.
goom bwitter needs a fix

Ah, well I can bypass cooldowns but can't go past 300 characters. How sad.
mac Wait, I gotta test something.

Wait, I gotta test something.
Sorry, just ignore these. I was doing a test.
a Another Bwitter Test.

Broken features are fun, especially when they fix other problems. :)
And post bweets within seconds of each other. How fun!
That's neat, it allows me to actually bypass the 2 million century bweet cooldown...
Test of both the wide profile picture glitch and the restriction system.
widepfptestWide Profile Picture Test

@kIng i know what you did
b when will yall start using the report button for posts that actually violate the rules

b :)

Bweeting from computer science class.
Welcome to Bwitter! :)
RealOvergreenHello everyone! I found out this website was a thing, so I made an account! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

Congratulations! You found the old site logo.
nintendo64i have found a strange image: it's basically just the bwitter logo but slightly off ๐Ÿค”

Thinking about framing this bweet on my wall.
Yuki mac mod moment

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

Throwback to when this was the longest bweet.
mac This is a fat test. A super fat test. The biggest test this world has ever seen! There has never ever been a bigger test then the one I'm conducting at this current moment, or in the future! No test can pass the greatness of this one, and if they even try then they will be destined to fail!

Non-Existent account @ test. @123456789
I think what @milk meant is that those websites once emulated 2005.
ANO@milk Vidlii simulates 2008-2013 (basically a mix) SubRocks simulates Early-Mid 2009, and bitview once simulated 2005 but its now 2008. he meant 2005 not 2008-2013.

kinggot warned from a discord server for calling tits "bazonkers"

Happy birthday, @chryblsmgal!
Posting from Windows 10. (since we're apparently posting what OSes we're using now.)

I'll keep this in mind.
AbrahamPizzanoi don't recommend drinking coffee if you're not hydrated

Xwyrick are you done eating

Congrats, Anthony! Welcome to Bwitter.
ACTUAL Fun Fact: The 10th Bwitter account ever made has never bweeted.
Fun Fact: Bwitter is the best website.
kingfun fact: [blatantly wrong information]

I am very tempted to say something stupid in response to this. But my actual answer? Eating grapes and browsing this site.
DrKeyyWhat you guys doing today?

It works!
mac Bwitter Report Embed Test.

Bwitter Report Embed Test.
Yuki dw about it

Was anyone else just getting an HTTP 500 error when trying to get onto Bwitter?

Yuki bc

Why are you guys replying to this bweet
Yuki nice

I sent that in October of 2020, lol
alexanderjt awesome!

So that's what Twemojis are.
mac ๐Ÿ˜ณ

More like a (super important) bug fix.
kingalso update yaaaaay

There was a bug for a small moment that allowed you to sign up under usernames that were already claimed. I was trying to test that.
kingsign up WHAT NOW

The delete and report buttons being missing issue has been fixed! Horrah! (also the signup bug has been fixed)
Please disregard this Bweet, was testing something.
mac2 Sign-Up exploit test 1.

forgottenhey guys

I feel like it's friendlier.
Xwyrick im starting to like this better then the "๐™ง๐™š๐™–๐™ก ๐™™๐™š๐™–๐™ก" twitter


Meant to reply to this Bweet in my last post.
doinyourmom4twitter fucking sucks

I always forgot that bodily fluids are hot.
If there was a way to like Bweets, I'd like this one.

It's nice to see that some original users of Bwitter are coming back.
Hi, @ZaiTube! Nice to meet you.
ZaiTubeHi @mac I'm a developer of zaitube

I see @b is back on Bwitter. Good to see you again, b!
I agree.
Just got my copy of the s&box developer preview on my steam account!
nose |

Hey, it works! That's neat.
mac Test.

mac Test Bweet, please disregard.

@Marcusverse Welcome back to Bwitter, Marcus! We're glad you've returned, and are happy you're verified. Enjoy your vacation!
Marcusverse Just logged back on after a few months, and I just realised I'm verified. Thank you Bwitter community! I'll try to be more active but I'm on vacation right now.

@somesortoflyrist Ngl, your art looks fucking sick.
somesortoflyrist also i do draw kinda cool pictures every once in a while

@Purple_Plant Welcome to Bwitter, Purple Plant! We hope you enjoy your stay.
Purple_Plant This is the official Purple Plant Bwitter account!

@alin Welcome to Bwitter, Alin!
alinHello, and I joined Bwitter, This is the first post that I made on Bwitter.

@Morgan Good morning, Morgan! Hey, did you successfully become an admin yet?
Morgan Good morning!

Man... I'm so lazy.
Currently thinking about getting up then not getting up.
@xlstasy How is Bwitter dead? The last two bweets were sent less than an hour ago. Also, there's plenty of users on popular sites that left early on. Kind of a weird way to determine if a site is dead or not.
@hiew Pretty sure there's a js variable stored in video watch pages that's just the direct video file link, maybe you could use that. It looks something like this:
hiew trying to make a bitview downloader....the video names are randomised unfortunately, cant get them right

@itz_g2hjs Welcome to Bwitter!
itz_g2hjsHeya! I'm here from BitView.

Test Bweet, please disregard.
@Supervisor Step 1. Hold a Bwitter admin at gunpoint. Step 2. Force them to verify you. Step 3. Done!
SupervisorHow to be vertified on bwitter. step 1. step 2. step 3. step 4. step 5.

@Loquendero666 Doesn't mean people will stop using it.
Loquendero666@Supervisor but flash died no longer ay support

@vikimal19 I'm a bit confused on what you mean by this?
vikimal19bwitter is dead. Where did the chatroom vibe of bwitter go?

yall are wack lol
@fuckbook Hey, how do I join fuckbook?
@goom Those are some crazy names.
goom revote

Just got a new YouTube account.
Oh, we've hit 420 pages of bweets. Cool stuff.
Video of early 2009 Twitter admin features:
Apparently the YouTube 666 account got suspended for harassing women in private messages.
@333 I believe BitView is 2008.
333isn't this just bitview? How many 2009 youtubes do we need lol

Just woke up at the ass crack of dawn, I feel groggy as fuck but it's a nice change to waking up at 2 in the afternoon.
@BAW Welcome back.
BAWhello im back

@SuperNitro Just do the thing everyone else does, and start your bweet with an @, and end it with the bweet URL you're replying to.
SuperNitroWhy can't you reply to other bweets lmao

@MrBoats Good.
MrBoatsGuys the vidlii is down

@Punchy2 I'm very sorry for your loss. Hope you and your family are doing okay.
@333 With proper reply etiquette.
333How do people have conversations or arguments on this site? You're just screaming into the void hoping that someone hears.

@333 lmao
333Reported for hate speech.

Bweeting from bed.
@ChaInS If you mean you can't understand yourself seeing me say the site is not dead, then I'm not sure why that's so hard to believe. The last tweet that wasn't us was tweeted an hour ago.
@Punchy Wow! That's disgusting. Good job. :)
@ChainS That's now how it works, silly.
Just checking up on this dumpster fire.
Drinking a Coke.
You people are weird.
Just woke up.
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
@ChainS I haven't been there in a while, what was it like?
@AnonCarrot 4chan has always looked the same.
AnonCarrot@Javimaster i want a old version of reddit and 4chan

@Marcusverse What model of iPod Touch is it? Do you know the iOS version?
Marcusverse if you have an ipod please help me because my so called friend entered the wrong passcode too many times on my iPod 2nd generation and now it says "iPod disabled connect to iTunes"

@pixel :/
Just reminding you guys that you should report content that violates the Bwitter rules.
@progectpz56 eyes

@drkowater oh no! that sucks :( sorry to hear
Just another reminder for you guys to not randomly report bweets.
@Morgan If you're able to concretely verify you are who you say you are on other platforms, then you'll probably be verified. Also, happy late birthday.
@Galac worth it.
Galacsacrificed the roof of my mouth to consume pizza ๐Ÿ˜ž

@AliAlaudiYT_ ewe

@mac HTTP BitView embed test.

I just forgot emojis exist. โ“
Hmm.. You can't embed http BitView links, yet you can't view the https embeds... interesting.
Lol, just found this too. Wondering how this embed code actually works rn:
BitView embeds aren't working for me. Probably because I'm using HTTPS while BitView's HTTPS cert has been dead for a while. Oh well ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ
@mac2 Oh, memories...
mac2 I wish I was mod on Bwitter. :(

I might rebweet some of the old bweets I made before the site got wiped...
@Morgan Glad you're enjoying it, Morgan! Welcome to Bwitter.
Finally, it's been changed.
@mysweetpiano That sounds kinda unbearable.
mysweetpiano@Yuki add css customization and bg replacement. that'll spice things up.

Test bweet, please disregard.
really wishing any other mods were still active
By the way, I may email you from [email protected] about things related to Bwitter.
Thinking about playing VR.
Just made another Big Sleep image.
FulpTube discord just got nuked.
Well this site hasn't changed..
Messing with old iPhones.
Wondering how Witter died but this didn't.
@barackobama How'd you get that?
barackobamabwitter dark mode moment

I think Rufus corrupted my USB stick.
btw please stop clogging up the report system with random bweets that dont violate any rules
im gonna be emailing from [email protected] regarding reports btw
Thinking about this new BitCoin thing. Should I get some?
Thinking about posting on Bwitter a lot more again.
Doing school.
What is a logo kid?
Looking at GameStop stock right now.
Playing Rust once again.
@Nintend0 Stop ban evading.
Currently playing Rust once again.
Playing Rust.
@EthernetBoy2004 has been banned for harassment and excessive spam.
enterwebs @Punchy207 together forever

@enterwebs DM me on Discord.
@UnbanNintendo and @Nintendo have been banned. @Nintendo for impersonation, and @UnbanNintendo for ban evasion. Sorry for the inconvenience.
An important message. |

Currently wondering why people keep making so many celebrity accounts.
@cn_ I'm sorry to hear that, I've heard that a lot of social media has messed people up. It's pretty sad to hear.
cn_ twitter pretty much fucked me up

@cn_ I actually use it to say what I'm doing and/or how I'm feeling.
cn_ imagine using websites that mimic old versions of social media to sound cool

Just woke up, feeling very tired.
Wondering how this site is still alive.
Thinking about the old YouTube logo.
Sitting in school.
I like bweeting.
Turns out that I do actually have milk in my fridge! I've made myself a small bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch to settle down for the night. I'm also gonna go watch some YouTube to enjoy it with. Good night/day, all!
My last bweet was about me talking about how my last bweet was me thinking about eating cereal, and because of that last last bweet I said I was gonna eat cereal in the last bweet. Turns out I had no milk, so I'm gonna go try and eat cereal now. I'll go see if there's milk in my fridge. If not, eh.
Wow, it's been a while since I've been on Bwitter. I see my last bweet as about thinking about eating cereal, so I'm gonna go eat cereal.
Currently thinking about eating cereal.
Sitting at my computer, staring at 4 assignments I haven't done that I should probably do but I'm not doing them because I'm spaced out looking at them and worrying about doing them in my head.
Excited that it's raining.
@enterwebs That's cool, where did you find that out?
enterwebs iframe browser is gonna have address bar soon

I've been working on my website.
@a Yeah.
@b Hey, getting an education is good!
Messing around before school starts.
@iloveoldtech I love old technology too! I have an iPhone 2G and 3G, both of which I use almost daily.
The staff icons are broken, along with the verified icon. Lol!
Playing video games.
@Ryan Please stop reporting your own Bweets.
@brenden7158 Hello!
I made a new website. https://๐Ÿ”ง
@enterwebs What happened?
Thinking about the possibility of doing homework, but not actually doing it.
@Metalboy Why are the site developers crybabies?
Clouds (1 hour long) |

They're doing a winter themed video contest, where you can win if you make a winter themed video and tag it with the winter tag.
Is anyone else going to participate in the BitView video contest?
Thinking about what to upload to BitView... I might participate in the winter contest.
Currently doing school stuff and working on mapping and stuff.
Currently doing math schoolwork.
We have officially reached 100 members on Bwitter! Congratulations! ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰
Playing Garry's Mod Murder.
Reading the Bwitter TOS... again.
Currently doing school work.
@vistafan12 Well, I hope you get some rest.
When you delete a Bweet, it says Tweet deleted.
@b What?
@r r
@b What are you even saying..?
b pogchamp poggers fart fuck shit

I can't wait to be able to delete bweet.
@Coolers101 Fried chicken is tasty.
@b No.
@b I don't shoot up preschools.
Currently doing school stuff.
Working on some logos.
Listening to music.
Currently playing video games.
@b I'm sorry to hear that, I hope your mother gets better soon.
Currently playing video games before Halloween!
Use code "mac"!
Currently messing around in GIMP.
Can confirm, I clicked that link, typed the code in, and now I'm admin.
Thinking about eating something.
Waking up.
Sorry, typo. *It has
It's happened!
Guys, help me get a bunch of comments on this video!

@Metalboy Your reasoning doesn't make sense. Both have their upsides and downsides.
Metalboy witter >>> bwitter

Still waiting to become a mod...
@joell98 pls stop spam
Hey guys, check out this cool site. (There's sound that automatically plays, be warned.)
*Your @Showman You're site looks good, but there's not much CSS. You should customize it a bit more.
Hey guys, what's a good text color to go on top of a blue background? Specific color is #005fd1.
I wish I was a Bwitter admin... :(
Currently playing SCP: Secret Laboratory.
Doing stuff at my computer before school starts.
Currently doing schoolwork.
Did twitter just..... bweet?
Currently watching Ditto from Pokemon do the conga.
Currently in online school.
@oh Probably has to do with the element names or something.
@vikimal19 I agree, it looks cool.
@oh Why? I want hamburger.
Maybe make this the default profile picture?
@oh give
Gonna go get cereal, be right back.
It's for a URL.
I just realized, it's for a web address. Like your website.
@9 No, it's still broken. Either that, or I don't know how to use it.
Hey, I keep getting invalid web when I try to change my web. Any ideas?
@enterwebs hello!
@vikimal19 Well, it can be. But you can also share what you're doing. Like what the label above where I'm typing asks you.
hey guys, when we @ someone, we should include the link to their post at the end of the message.
Hey guys, I'm back.
@lol :)
@joell98 that's a serious thing, your password is being hashed with sha512. change it.
@hoylecake *bweet
@lana777 Sing if you want to! They're your vocal cords.
Lol, it's so funny how many verified accounts there are on here. Also, I will become a moderator once there's a moderation page on Bwitter. @sniped128
Fart sound effect.
I own this page!
@realDonaldTrump doesnt @joell98
@9 admin plz
Haha, if you type in the word t-w-i-t-t-e-r, it changes it to bwitter. LOL!!
@sniped128 Hello!
Dang, I couldn't bweet the Staff symbol... :(
Me too!
Bwitter got a new verified icon.
@cg19 If you go to your profile and click the profile image, it shows you it directly.
I wasn't ever locked out of mac2, fortunately.
I managed to get back into my account.
This is a fat test. A super fat test. The biggest test this world has ever seen! There has never ever been a bigger test then the one I'm conducting at this current moment, or in the future! No test can pass the greatness of this one, and if they even try then they will be destined to fail!
I'm just @testing something right now.
Since that bweet I made got messed up, I now am the only one to have bweeted beyond three hundred characters. Wow!
Lol, this bweet is messed up. Archive if it gets fixed:
I have to switch my password as there's been a new method of encrypting passwords. FFS.
Finally managed to change my Bwitter password.
Just woke up. It's 5:30 AM, and I'm sitting at my computer typing this.
The migration page doesn't even work. :/
@7 I have Virtual Reality.
Does Bwitter hash their passwords with SHA512?
Currently playing SCP: Secret Laboratory.
Eating food with a friend and their family outside.
Currently in a car.
I got verified?!
Doing homework. :/
@vistafan12 I hope you work out your laptop issues successfully.
Currently playing video games before school starts.
Just ate a hot pocket, probably going to bed soon.
Not really doing much right now...
Bios would be a cool feature on Bwitter, I could have a little description for myself!
Eating some left over macaroni with ham. Very tasty.
Currently trying to get the stupid apple touch icon to work on my website.
@jasonoso I haven't had Captain Crunch in a long time! How is it?
I'm going to bed. Goodnight, everyone!
The gamenight was fun, got to play with all my friends!
Currently on my laptop, going to do an online gamenight!
Just drank some milk and water, feeling great!
@lana777 Delicious! What flavor?
Back from peeing.
Oh yea, forgot to mention I had a milkshake with my chicken sandwich. Anyways, I'm gonna go pee.
Finished the shake, but I kinda need to pee.
Currently eating a chicken sandwich with bacon and cheese.
I found the video I was looking for on my computer!
Currently trying to find a video on my computer for a school project.
@0 Nice, food is delicious!
Ate the cereal, it was pretty good.
No, someone got automatically logged into your account due to sessions getting messed up.
Might eat cereal later...
Archive of the site before it got messed up. I got automatically logged into someone else's account, Bittube20078.



Name: Macintosh

Bio: im the mac!!

Location: US