Punchy207
dont you ever say busted again you little bitch
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=zWdX14gEHsk Ty Segall - Untitled |
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busted |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=NIC89l9HO1f
Faith No More - Smaller and Smaller |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=TzsoUX3NHGG Limp Bizkit - Nobody Loves Me |
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sounds good i just havent used it yet |
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i looked up this turntable deal, its essentially a digital jam sesh |
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what in god's name is turntablefm |
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well you probably drive a pink miata so i could see why youd think it sucks |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=B6ML_MbhfVh
Helmet - Exactly What You Wanted (Music Video) |
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sorry to hear |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=ChatZd7B7Am
Jane's Addiction - Mountain Song |
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he doesnt even go to school, hes like 40 |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=6TrLRyrKCni Toadies - I Hope You Die |
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dont talk to me ya scumbag |
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Drivers Ed, English 2, AP Computer Science A, Lunch, Honors World History, French 2, Honors Chemistry, and Geometry, i dont have gym till 2nd semester when drivers ed ends |
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well shit if its schedule dropping time i might as well say mine too |
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i did it, i beat max payne all in one sitting, took me 7 hours but still |
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ive spent the last 5 hours of my life playing Max Payne |
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let the good times roll |
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http://www.yoretude.com/profile.php?user=207Punchy my yoretude acc |
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this also plays on my spacehey page of course |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=sSCGWoGCYad Stone Temple Pilots - Seven Caged Tigers |
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gotta pronounce it like fick |
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-cant properly type fuck |
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ive been thinking of getting a 2010 kia forte but with the way used car prices are rising i say forget it |
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that was a very long time ago though and i dont know what kind of wine it was idk is there salty wines out there |
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last time i drank wine it was very salty |
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your mother was definitely queer while pregnant with you |
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fame and fortune are odd and unpredictable things |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=T-ijm5LSpQD Ty Segall - Would You Be My Love |
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well its my flamboyant way of saying "going to burlington and buying cheap ass clothes" |
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it was also the first time in a year that i bought a shirt that wasnt black... its gray |
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i got a new t-shirt today, but this is just the beginning of my back to school clothes shopping... extravaganza? |
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isnt gay wrath month technically over, it started in july so shouldnt it end in august |
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i had heartburn earlier, but i didnt think much of it at the time... |
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my spacehey is slightly updated now, i suppose https://spacehey.com/punchy207 |
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damn straight |
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i havent updated my spacehey in so long swordhead-sneke is still my pfp on it |
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im gonna add that badge thing from blips to my spacehey, oughta update that too while im at it |
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lol what |
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doesnt take a genius to know that, youre clearly evidence of such |
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well duh |
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well i'll sure as hell tell you one thing, lots more customization on it |
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i might make one of them blips accs just cause i feel like i should branch out a bit more |
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not like "stereotype" nuts but like "i put mayonnaise on hot dogs" kind of nuts |
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if i were you i wouldnt believe a thing that guy says, hes kind of a nut |
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but i actually did look up what this counter intelligence thing is, apparently its like gathering info about opponents to dissuade or protect against things like espionage and sabotage and all that james bond crap |
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roasted |
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told ya: https://bwitter.me/Punchy207/statuses/235906413866516480 |
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if it was just Anti-vegetables it would apply to you cause... well you know |
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-nk that SOMEONE out there is paying good money for these kinds of pictures despite the free alternative being extremely viable and accessible |
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like joe everyman just wants to have a picture of... idk a cyborg girl looking at a carrot, he can either simply download the image and crop out watermarks and such, or does he spend a good 5-25 bucks to get the same result? of course a good 99.9% the former option is chosen, but i cant help but thi |
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well im talking more in the sense of individual people you know what i mean |
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do people legitimately buy stock photos |
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and per usual, que fuck12's broken recordism |
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kind of ironic considering jr probably went outside more today than you ever have in your entire life |
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ew |
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got an oil change |
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i like the combination of a beige/brown town with mild grayish-greens, like my vidlii page is an example of that |
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i dont know i just prefer more washed out colors you know theyre more natural |
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i meant neon colors, but seriously its becoming a lot more common nowadays and i dont see why people would like such a brightly colored obnoxious peice of art or website |
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i dont understand how some people find neo colors so attractive, it makes webpages and drawings look like shit |
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im sorry that im annoying, you know this is really one of the only social medias i use and to be honest im a very lonely guy so i post a fuckton here cause i like this site and i really dont have anything to do with my life till i go back to school in like 2 weeks and get a job soon |
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while you all are here i might as well say somethin |
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maybe thats what happened too idk all i know is his old posts are totally gone |
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its my moms birthday today |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGb_4oWXVnc |
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lol i think stereotype actually got wiped, all his bweets are gone except his most recent |
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(insert entire room of people clapping gif here) |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=udHybJce7Pj Drive Like Jehu - Golden Brown |
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this same song is also on a subrocks video on vidlii too lol |
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get out |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=4iQtBJo6JhK Type O Negative - My Girlfriend's Girlfriend (Music Video) |
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screw this im going to bed |
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then i popped some of my acne and its been gushing out that weird ooze crap for like the past 5 minutes |
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which you know is based off the '05 Tiburon by Hyundai |
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so now i can finally afford to mod my Bollokan Prarie |
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finally since that new gta online update i can do my warehouse selling crap in a private sesh |
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he said hole |
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busted |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=agR31vclRjW Helmet - Crisis King |
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let the good times roll |
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im not wanted either but im still here |
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if thats epic then my projectile vomiting is epic |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=gCYsHD1MjGS cookie monster is wild about hell and Kermit is a cow and a pogo stick |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=bVmx3IeCW9Z cranky kong's magic trip |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=rE-uAjKYIJ7 Faith No More - Helpless |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=jpYssjwhFKW Toadies - No Deliverance |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=n7dgdMV2Seu
VLP: Cookie Monster gets vegetables drunk and fucks them |
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no deliverance |
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new my ass |
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ate chinese food today |
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what the hell are you even typing about |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=tVA165OIu5O
Type O Negative - Be My Druidess |
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but this woman was working the other register you know and she had the most beautiful eyes, she shouldnt even be workin at little caesers she oughta go into modeling |
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i didnt even go in there for the shitty pizza i just had to pay back my friends you know and he works as a cashier there |
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i saw the most beautiful woman today in little caesers |
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i own all of Twins |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=xw65lGWDyg7 Ty Segall - The Hill (Music Video) |
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and god's name is smack for some |
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we sat next to each other in French last school year you know we talked a lot and she seemed to kind of like me so why not |
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i know this black chick from school and im thinking of askin her out soon you know cause i got her instagram |
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clearwater revival |
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you got the wrong site dude, you belong at https://www.autismspeaks.org/ |
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i did, all that came up was that its gonna rain at 9 https://bwitter.me/stereotype/statuses/232241703409418240 |
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made a 2.2L DOHC I4, and im shooting to get it to reach atleast 30 mpg |
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and what the hell is a christian cake shop |
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i dont know where youve been but gay men smell no different than straight men https://bwitter.me/stereotype/statuses/232158816441991168 |
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then get it over with so i can do the eulogy |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=Cm5i4HZ1hti Automation car showcase: 2003 Tetra Sport |
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its quite obvious he clicked on it, anyone who says they arent going to eventually do, its basic human intuition. |
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put my Toto records on |
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well i guess i should say watched it AGAIN |
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watched happy gilmore |
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it changed and somehow became worse |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=KqrSmAQ7be0 Hot Snakes - Unlisted |
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i had a dream about a citroen saxo |
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me |
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damn right i am |
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my pfp has devolved thanks to the power of Garry's Mod and paint.net |
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aint nothing wrong with it but it was definitely in plain sight |
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with all due respect it was pretty obvious |
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not today, paisano |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=FTr4BkSNjLa Alice in Chains - Rain When I Die |
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nobody wants to hear about your masturbation habits, gee i thought i was a perv but i was never like this i'll tell you that |
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poor guy's probably got more twists in his hand than a Superpretzel factory |
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no kidding, he somehow attained a "sports injury" doing it |
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idk hes got problems |
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then what was the point of discussing this if ANYTHING can be a sport |
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you probably have carpal tunnel syndrome |
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i dont fish, but jacking off is like using a Shake Weight, it doesnt do much |
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its not, it takes almost no physical exertion and doesn't benefit physical health, which is also why gaming is not a sport |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=6V72cortpTn Stone Temple Pilots - Ride The Cliché |
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and with all due respect you do seem to care considering youre telling us all about it |
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well i gotta kill time somehow, someone flooded the uploader, it seems liek it would be one of them sanctuary cities |
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would you consider Whoville as a sanctuary city |
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well gee im right here |
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trippin on a hole in a paper heart |
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gonna end up behind the wheel of a damn Spectra |
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well im trying to be realistic in what i could actually buy |
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i want to buy a Kia |
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he sucks donkey dick |
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i bought 16 liters of rc cola for about 9 bucks |
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im not gonna upload to vidlii today i just dont wanna |
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mother |
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if it wasnt for rocks we probably wouldnt exist |
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well we do need rocks, we live on a giant one |
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why do you even need music in the first place why not live in a cave and bang some damn rocks together |
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its even got FM Radio on it |
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it aint even that old its a 2015 model that i got for christmas 2020 |
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screw that i like my walkman |
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that and i like it too |
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i only use an mp3 player cause im too damn broke for a spotify subscription |
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and british people's teeth look like stained piano keys but that dont mean they aint no good |
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get out |
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i have over 4gb worth of music on my walkman |
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made biscuits, american biscuits not that british cookie crap |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=EhCvOUycTaQ Soundgarden - Blow up the Outside World (Music Video) |
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rained all day in Chicago yesterday |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=cXmiIHXYccB Thee Oh Sees - Strawberries 1 & 2 |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=Xy3Pt5jBe-e speak up against monkey abuse |
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lol |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=W7c1QvXY-TE Wavves - Take on the World |
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a relative of the shitake mushroom |
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i can recall six times in which griffen has sent messages in all caps |
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so, its drive like jehu, what did you expect |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=bt8bLo5nBWs Drive Like Jehu - If It Kills You |
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i dont even know who the hell you is and i doubt nobody else does |
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someone shit in a urinal back when i was in middle school, actually it happened again in 9th grade too |
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carlitos |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=AE9Wfr-x88x Soundgarden - Room a Thousand Years Wide |
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no you really dont |
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its free slurpee day at any speedway or 7/11 in illinois |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=an_Dgy51Srw Toadies - Push The Hand |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=FaarVmKGWkb Somari in Somalia |
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hes expressing surprise over the fact that it was FOURTEEN hours but still only stayed at 1gb |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=5WgJLr48LAJ Bass Drum of Death - Get Found (Music Video) |
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idiots putting the text and link in the wrong order |
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hiiiii |
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i had to upload it a second time because the first one i used the wrong damn track |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=4yIEO-C218m Wavves - Post Acid |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=Cbu5vwvNEBM Stone Temple Pilots - Army Ants |
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lol guy has no adblocker |
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i love chicken and rice |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=wqt7XndwFXe Smashing Pumpkins - Rocket |
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let the good times roll |
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she always offers me velveeta cheese when i pass by and im like no way... shes had the pack for like 3 years |
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and for the record, my neighbor is an obese 52 year old widowed woman https://bwitter.me/SexOffenderRegistry/statuses/226202685290840064 |
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sometimes i think you and i are the only sane people here, and even that's a stretch |
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nothing good comes from a can i tell you that |
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it came from a can and it tasted like crap but i wasnt expecting much |
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i tried rabbit stew yesterday |
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i suppose it is |
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idk why youre looking ate men's cocks but ok then https://bwitter.me/fck12/statuses/226136077033799680 |
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why do you know his dick size https://bwitter.me/fck12/statuses/226084848295477248 |
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yelled at https://bwitter.me/stereotype/statuses/225834397897588736 |
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of course he goes on a sight called "mecum" |
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im gonna make hamburgers tonight cause its the fourth |
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you need some weed more like it |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=LEPDH1xmVfk Faith No More - The Last to Know |
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and then i watched this one viode and there wasa this chick withhuge tits and shjewasllike in thewate r it wa sa pool and holy shrit thivker than a bowl of oatmeal |
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then i ehard some dude talkin about somethin called Fae or somethin i dont know |
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i got really bad cottonmouth so i ended up drinking a liter of dr pepper and now i think im gonna puke but i dont wanna get out of bed so screw it im pukin on my sheets |
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i really doubt theyre jealous |
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oh my god my garbage bag is moving |
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you really dont want to, trust me |
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so here i am, awake as shit, trying to decipher drive like jehu lyrics as i lay sprawled out like roadkill |
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if i start talkin about porn after like 1145 pm i never get sleep |
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writing a fanfic |
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then count all of my bweets, i dare you |
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you really didnt think about that, huh |
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no ive just seen them through the embeds when you post the links here |
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yeah and only losers repost animes and pokemon vids to bitview |
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marijuana is quite relaxing |
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speak english like a normal person ye fuckin sped |
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and besides not all democrats are bad like im one but i still supported the trump dude |
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i hate my uncle dan |
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my uncle dan had the obama one https://bwitter.me/stereotype/statuses/224413130866819072 |
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new yorks alright if you like saxophones |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=ZiCzwMdbE9u Drive Like Jehu - Future Home of Stucco Monstrosity |
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you cant |
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been up since 3 am |
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but i digress you know |
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how was i bein edgy he insulted me i insult him back |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=eY2KUac15wl Hot Snakes - Jericho Sirens |
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yeah fuck you too |
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this is my first night as a single man and it feels wierd |
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illinois elections were today, and the results come in tonight |
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hell i got a friend who went down there last week |
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ive been caught in one, thats for sure |
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mind riot |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=msZNeIpq7HP Thee Oh Sees - Tunnel Time |
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...oh |
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many people do, it doesnt make you special |
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i believe that's your job, not mine |
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yes actually you do look like you care |
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i broke up with my griflriend |
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my new kitten walked across my keyboard, muted it with one step, and then proceeded to unmute it with the next step |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=i8AmwUSiUKd Stone Temple Pilots - Meatplow |
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nobody cause nobody uses that crap |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=qP2eBhT_YNd Ty Segall Band - Oh Mary |
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take this phone and call somebody who cares |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=2hP85-F4dOu Bass Drum of Death - Way Out |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=xPt61wvHgr8 Helmet - Rollo |
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and then fargo II restates what i said but in english somehow worse than mine |
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i finally found a way to dodge the bug and upload long ass vids |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=F_ECmOUPbal Soundgarden - Jesus Christ Pose |
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why the hell are you guys so gay for bitview |
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this is just sad |
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if you think im immature this guys makin whats essentially gacha shit usin windows logos |
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yeah and its time you get your ass back in the closet |
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if you think thats bad my old pc literally bricked while trying to open rule 34 |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=u6sVFkeOOCN hula man animation i made when i got bored |
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yeah i blocked em |
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of course now somebody's uploading monkey gore to vidlii |
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im listenin to a lot of Toadies demo tapes and early recordings |
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what |
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and there goes his comment |
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dont call me punchy, youre a paisano now, call me Anthony |
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and now me and my gf and pretty much everyone are havin allergies act up it sucks |
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the midwestern heat wave is peaking man, i had to cancel a date because its just so damn hot and humid |
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and thats coming from a dago who spent over a year on that site bustin ass to get 94 subs |
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just stop usng bitview altogether people, its never going to get fixed |
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i've started to delve in the field of animation |
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anything by adam sandler or chris rock |
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makin the kielbasa tonight like the old days |
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makes me ashamed to be an italian https://bwitter.me/stereotype/statuses/220809410019065856 |
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i cant believe people still even use bitview, its a site for peasants |
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i found my old deviantart account and logged in |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=1UOjRpNDNol Smashing Pumpkins - Geek U.S.A. |
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no |
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heard it in the wind, then i saw it in the sky, and i thoguht it was the end... thought it was the 4th of july |
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got 12 packs of maruchan for 2.50 |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=aKA-cmKjg-X Stone Temple Pilots - Sin |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=frkCfQzsnNa there goes my hero.... |
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https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/960365142703489094/987876384682692608/unknown.png maybe i should check my notifications for once |
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i like democracy cause voting is fun you know |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=MUutjcTGAwH lets take a vote |
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i made a slightly updated version of my pfp too |
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im not going to be uploading any music today because its too late i like to upload them in the morning you know |
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i just got home after playing b-ball for 7 hours |
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obviously he is taking this time to google what a stateless person is |
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so youre a stateless person? |
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what the hell is a vatnik and what is your wuss ass nation |
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i have my doubts that anyone knows you nor cares about you or the "rumours" |
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get out |
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all you gotta do is marinate some cheap cuts of cooked beef and dry them for a while you know how expensive could that really be |
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im thinking of making my own beef jerky you know its pretty easy and can be lucrative as hell |
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15.99 for a bag i could eat in 30 seconds |
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and then i noticed beef jerky prices soared |
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4.99 a pound can you believe that its usually twice as much |
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i got a good deal on mozzerella cheese at the store |
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use vdilii instead of that dino site |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=YWMEnEtg8sk Helmet - Driving Nowhere |
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got a damn leaf on your flag, might as well replace it with the damn gay pride one cause trudeaus clearly in the closet |
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i'll do what i want you cagna |
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drinkin a slurpee and eatin a burrito |
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if quebec was independent literally nobody would give a piss about canada |
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fuck canada |
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stirring wet concrete and swearing youll never be... caught |
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to my surprise it was a kimchee behind the damn wheel |
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some asshole in a 78 grand marquis almost ran me and my brother over tryin to pull into the lot |
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walked down to Pop's Italian Beef to get the good shrimp |
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theres so many fuckin depictions of him that i ended up just drawin an average muslim dude and took little details from many sources so he just looks like... well a typical suicide bomber |
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i drew the prophet muhammed as a suicide bomber so here you go https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/960365142703489094/987021455525048350/prophet_muhammed.png?width=346&height=395 |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=3i95430m8g8 Thee Oh Sees - Carrion Crawler |
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no respect |
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can you believe that cagna weeb sunsabitch |
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whatre you callin me a fat fuck you son of a bitch |
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theyre one of the few groups that dont need to earn my respect because you know they have experience and wisdom and sometimes they got candy in those glass bowls |
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i dont know why but i value the elderly so much |
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such a bad heat wave |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=WqtuG7DGdTM Faith No More - King for a Day |
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but i got to get a pair of new gloves myself the ones i got ive had since i was 10 and theyre getting too small for me |
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despite bein an overweight fuck i got great footwork you know im like Riverdance on speed |
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my brother got a new pair of gloves at dick's sporting goods today so now we can both box eachother again |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=ec522nTEx2V Smashing Pumpkins - Quiet |
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goin to the mall today, texted my girlfriend to see if she wanted to come with but never replied |
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im back now but the temperature has jumped up THIRTEEN DEGREES since we evacuated and the sky is yellow |
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i had to temporarily evacuate my neighborhood due to tornado |
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i've been readin about them japanese lately, theyre always killin themselves |
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fried it in the sauce then made the spaghetti |
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we fried up the expensive sausage today |
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screw you you pink stached pussy |
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they let the speds out early today i assume |
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moutherfuckers? |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=oRZ5a7ZvFvs Ty Segall Band - Death |
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told you |
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and some of that kraft mac cause me ma dont eat beef |
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i made meatloaf |
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who the hell even watches that bastard |
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look at my vidlii |
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fuckin liars |
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FulptubeKum is a virus man |
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trust me its more than a feeling |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=izU9G5NTBuB Soundgarden - Drawing Flies |
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yeah who the fuck likes the wii u anyway |
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actually you can make a bweet without adding that certain letter |
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watchin 12 oz mouse |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=Wq1bcrOQWbj Hot Snakes - Suicide Invoice (the track not the whole album) |
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well i think you screwed up cause now they all have 1 |
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theyre so funny |
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i like Dave Chapelles standup comedy |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=cOyMs1V3Xks Stick Splat Animation |
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it happened again |
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Suicide Invoice turns 20 tommorow |
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my girlfriend always just tells me about the clothes shes wearng when she texts me, i dont even ask or anything she just throws it out there lol |
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this is what happens when you try to be funny but crash and burn |
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thats my boy |
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what can i say i like to use it |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=-zQhEyCaz8- Bass Drum of Death - Wait |
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drank a slurpee for breakfast |
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and i've been wearing my yank crime t-shirt for 3 days straight |
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Yank Crime turned 28 today, i nearly forgot |
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and i havent booted up AC in so long, so i see my villager wearing a bunny hood and a shirt that says "NO FAT CHICKS" on it |
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im finally gonna play animal crossing with my friend Dyl, we havent even TALKED since 2020 |
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the album cover is something i've always wanted to see, a stoner cat |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=G5JbRPfDpNz Wavves - King of the Beach |
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i found my old Wavves mp3s, pre-2014 Wavves of course |
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Rollo by Helmet not that ass viking |
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you havent heard Rollo until youve heard it through a six speaker system with bass boost |
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well blockly sounds like a fucking beg whore and you shouldnt associate with him |
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how would you milk a horse anyway |
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ya see theres milking the horse dry and then theres beating its corpse with a plastic baseball bat |
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it took me nearly 3 days but i finally sprayed all the tags in gta san andreas |
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i mean maybe in some sort of fantasy world where lying doesnt exist this would work but this is earth |
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that would be like me holding a box with a scorpion in it, labeled "candy", going up to you and offering a ton of candy, despite it being obvious a scorpion inside, and saying "oh dont worry there isnt a scorpion", and you opening said box because I, the holder of the box, told you |
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ah yes because thats how you know a virus website doesnt have a virus, cause the owner of it tells you |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=E7xUJlmVZgk Toadies - Nothing to Cry About |
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and the last thing it needs is another virus too cause thats probably what the site is |
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fulptubes got enough cum the last thing it needs is cum with a k |
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cooked up some sandwich steaks,punchy style |
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well youll be my friend now i'll take you under my wing |
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no shit |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=FldPUNptwTQ Drive Like Jehu - Hand Over Fist |
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it kind of is i mean you can say ANYTHING |
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for once in your life, you make a good point |
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bring back the dagmar bumpers |
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nothing |
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here we go again |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=D9QyNsJ39qB Thee Oh Sees - The Dream |
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wait no i wanna be the guy who cooks the food because i love to cook |
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i wanna be the guy who hoists the sails |
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if this is a boat then whos the captain |
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do you ever wonder about the bond between ty segall and john dwyer, i heard they get tacos all the time |
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dont give him attention, its all he wants https://bwitter.me/fuck12/statuses/215189053857857536 |
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i finally got my call collected and it was just what i expected: the indian call center |
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xfinity customer service is more unresponsive than an NPC in cyberpunk 2077 |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=HhhAOUb6CQi Soundgarden - Fresh Tendrils |
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i found my mario 64 ds cartridge |
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im not even going to bother translating that |
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seasoned up some black beans and threw a few croutons in there |
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ibishu pessima |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=Sflv6DIxO_M Hot Snakes - Who Died |
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i do a lot of research on the history of the chinese automobile industry |
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i dont believe i will |
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i finally found the tv remote |
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i dont believe i will |
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theyll probably be teachin you the second half of the alphabet |
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dont you have a saturday school to attend |
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what a man cant say a number without gettin in an argument |
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3 |
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i vaccumed the stairs |
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his wife is dead and all we do now is toil to get the cable box to work, when it does get to work it fucks up 2 days later |
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i feel so bad for my papa |
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came out 25 years ago today |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=5miIs00ERCO Faith No More - Last Cup Of Sorrow |
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i found my lava lamp |
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but then i realized i had a secret cash stash so we're gettin pizza |
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i ate a bunch of american cheese between bread because theres nothing else in the house |
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finally fixed a bug on my mp3 player where bass drum of death's tracks would have doubles for some reason |
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amen playstation is better |
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i found all my old hot wheels and diecasts in a shoebox so i laid them all out in front of my TV |
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make me |
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got enough problems in my semi-charmed life and now i got this birtish bozo talkin to me |
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will you just leave me alone |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=0Zk5ndYSiva Helmet - You Borrowed |
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and people thought that ME being here made bwitter a cesspool, well ladies and gentlemen, i give you these two |
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im a suburbanite from illinois, its in my genetic code that i literally have no ass |
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i dont want to be gangsta i just want to be a functioning member of society |
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the wise one that didnt pass 1st grade |
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not with the economy the way it is |
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im not asking for you to give it your all but you could atleast try |
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some days the trolling isnt as quality as it used to be |
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its so nice out today |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=lqnzSzSp7eQ Bass Drum of Death - Bad Reputation |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=j4qKdYjKfV4 Pride Month in a nutshell |
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this also made me learn that there are hardcore fanboys for just about anything |
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and i mean it is so hes like typing paragraphs and shit and its a public forum so anybody can comment so everyones just raggin on him now |
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i got into an argument with some guy today because i called some shitty show called Bonkers garbage |
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i have a raising suspicion that this fargo fellow is a homosexual |
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so make sure you have a lot of buckshot handy cause they'll be comin on strong |
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tommorow is day of the gays |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=SJGhh7hZodx Toadies - So Long Lovey Eyes |
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and ironically its a shirt i got a year and a half ago that i never wore |
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today's the first time i wore a white shirt in a year and a half, because black shirts arent good for sunburn |
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that is so gay |
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playing my drive like jehu records while wearing my drive like jehu tshirt |
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what did i just say |
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just dont talk to me alright last thing i need is to be associated with the likes of you |
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the water was freezing but the sand was hot so i was able to tan out |
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just got home from the beach |
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its not mainstream trash like youd see on your little fumily gay show |
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no because you wouldnt understand it |
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you dont deserve to see my art |
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I call it "Mein Kampf Megadeth" |
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i drew hitler playing the electric guitar |
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but season 3 sucked |
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i like 12 oz mouse |
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are you coming on to me? |
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i mean i've read "arguments for dummies" too but i dont think you should take that book too seriously |
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now youre gonna pull that card |
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you keep telling yourself that |
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im shocked you can even tell time |
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they didnt teach you about different time zones yet or what |
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they let out the special classes early today i see |
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you and i, we aint so different after all |
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ikr its horrible |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=P4K9kwnJ63e Stone Temple Pilots - Silvergun Superman |
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animal crossing now on virtual boy |
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why are you inquiring |
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you must suffer from a disorder known as "digital tourettes" |
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ok well you dont have to be that pissy |
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well im glad that you took the time to give a shit https://bwitter.me/obamaniggercocksuck/statuses/212304659614793728 |
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then after that i went to hooters |
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im wearing my dago tee under my dress shirt |
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its 2022 numbnuts |
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it'll be the first time i've gone to church in 7 years |
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i have to go to my nana's memorial mass in a few hours |
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big bang baby its a crash crash crash |
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oh yeah and then 5 bucks for a gallon of gas too |
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140 bucks for groceries that'll probably be entirely gone in about 3-4 days, thanks a lot biden |
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i have to go buy groceries |
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if anybody wants the first 3 Cake albums just hit me up and i can send them to you through discord or email |
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yeah no shit im just sayin |
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February 7 is national Punchy 207 day cause its 2/07 |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=SpRCw7Lm43x Soundgarden - Holy Water |
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ok |
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yeah screw that darwin cazzo de cagna |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=TRidQmB9-BU Thee Oh Sees - Minotaur |
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bitch for short, of course |
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im on summer vacay |
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you dint even deserve cagna no youre just a bitch in plain english |
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im gonna call you bitch |
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we do a lot of window shopping together, and i really dont understand why, but its strangely romantic in an odd sort of way |
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me and my girlfriend are gonna go window shopping on sunday |
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cant progress into the future if youre stuck in the past after all |
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they should make a new type of mental disorder on the lower end of the autism spectrum for people who say its like the late 2000's |
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who said i havent |
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new my ass this craps been out half a decade |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=gyBIt8EREVq Nicknames - Comedown Kid |
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im totally gonna wear my drive like jehu t-shirt and them jean shorts i got at burlington for 10 bucks |
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tommorows the last day of school |
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i heard that the main dude Mario Cuomo like raped a chick or something but apparently theyre still active and he aint in prison |
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whatever happened to The Orwells anyway |
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https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/908121767900487710/978728083173572618/20220524_133524.jpg?width=296&height=395 |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=rmYO5syPrpL Jane's Addiction - Pigs in Zen |
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trust me woman nobody thinks some pussy ass anime bitch is alive and bweeting |
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i find buckteeth attractive, and i dont know why, but im going to consult a counselor about it |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=PajOHZETsYz Hot Snakes - Hair and DNA |
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maybe hes the one commiting all the crimes |
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i have a friend who lives in kentucky and he stole a soap dispenser |
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suck my dick you cagna |
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i love reading urban dictionary definitions in my free time |
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like im an idiot and even i know that so what does that say about you |
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republicans are anti-tax you dumbass |
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i had a run in with my dad, he dont believe in sex |
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how should i know i dont talk to him outside of here |
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im alive you schmuck |
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i would never though because i love pork |
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i use a lot of yiddish terms in my speech irl, and it makes people think im jewish |
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its cool cause the peanut butter melts into the cheese so it becomes like a medium orange schmear |
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ate a peanut butter and sharp cheddar sandwich for breakfast |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=vQPb7YeYSTR Bass Drum of Death - Such a Bore |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=2QVOrYNwUMF Drive Like Jehu - Spikes To You |
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i deleted the video cause it glitched out during uploading |
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ate a bag of sharp cheddar |
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people still listen to that crap huh |
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what the hell is the red key |
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i had to trudge around in the pouring rain for 4 miles just for some damn cargo shorts |
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the hell are you talkin about |
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and i just figured out how to daisy chain all 6 of my speakers together, so now its like surround sound on steroids |
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that darwinwatterson dork is still being salty on vidlii |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=Mj1-pca5SNk Toadies - I am a Man of Stone |
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give em an inch they'll take a mile |
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blasting golden brown to drown out my deadbeat uncle downstairs and his rambling |
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i found my bassy speakers, so i hooked up my walkman to em and i can jam out again |
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thats pretty gay |
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i sprained my ankle in gym class playing football with the guys |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=N3nTg3edwU6 Stone Temple Pilots - Pop's Love Suicide |
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ate a whole box of oatmeal raisin cookies and now i feel extreme shame |
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no shit |
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mario taught me how to bench press... and mohammed almost broke his damn ribs |
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went into the gym weight room during lunch with my friends and i learned that juan can deadlift like more than what he weighs... and hes only like 5'5 |
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you know its bad when my girlfriend gets a higher score on the pushup test than i do |
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and if you thought i could never shut my mouth and kept jabbering incoherently, i give you... worldofthings |
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everybody |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=5C__CMQy5YT Limp Bizkit - Faith |
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when i get my drivers liscense my papa;s gonna give me his moldy old lincoln town car, and im excited |
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i beat my last high score on the pacer test now i gotta beat 44 next time |
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return of the furfags |
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got the pacer text in pe today, might be an unpopular opinion but hey im unpopular so whatever: i like the pacer test, i think its fun |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=yy69wZ0ArL3 Alice in Chains - God Smack |
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and then shes stressing out about the final cua in her housewiring class but shes like super good at it |
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my girlfriend wants me to go to some concert for a group she likes over the summer, i fuckin hate em but i feel obliged to go |
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still shouldnt post porn here though obviously |
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you may of heard of the root beer float, but i just invented the rc cola float |
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i think its pretty obvious it was porn i mean any link with the word paheal in it is porn |
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beats me |
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drank some coffee with coconut in it and it was the bomb |
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got the pacer test wenesday |
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ritalin withdrawal symptoms and a weedcat pfp |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=tqIMoF1XPZd Faith No More - Mouth to Mouth |
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im not proud of it either |
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https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=413621 peanut cop charlie brown |
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drank some good 7/11 water |
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ate some good kielbasa |
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i mean im sure many'a mother has just accepted that you do a lot of things wrong but no im waitin till you get it right |
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you still got it wrong, heres a hint, more italian |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=-gB6PTHdRLK Thee Oh Sees - Maze Fancier |
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i also saw a daewoo lanos today in perfect condition |
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yeah and now you know my girlfriends name, shit |
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had a great time with gianna today, first we went to lake katt and strolled around for a bit, then we hit up the mall and hung out there for a bit, and then she came over to my place and we watched the simpsons and listened to some Toto records |
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May in Illinois is probably the best month, everything blooms again and schools gets out in like 11 days, and the weather is PERFECT for a stroll by the lake |
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we're not going to culvers i guess now we're going to lake katt |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=asQhumCh4ZP Bass Drum of Death - High School Roaches |
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im taking my girlfriend out to culvers this afternoon if the weather stays good |
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damn right lose it with that korean bbq |
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i dont know who youre getting your info from but you really need to fire them |
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im 15, nokia, and i hate my cousins |
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now im calm cause i got a solo cup of rc cola now |
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it triggers an emotional response in me i just cant describe, you know what i mean, i dont know maybe i feel as though helpless to the pervert we call god but thats just me being poetic |
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im sorry the lyric was "DONT NEED YOUR HELP, HELPLEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS" |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWa0mTLJEBQ go to 2:08 and you'll see what i mean |
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i like that part in helpless by faith no more where patton is like "DONT NEED YOUR HEAD, HELPLESSSSSS" and it has like that grainy sound to it i dont know why i just love it |
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thanks for stealing my blog post, dick https://punchy207blog.blogspot.com/2022/02/the-keebler-elves-are-assholes.html |
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good observation |
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thats of course implying that nokiaphone has mechanophilia, which she probably has |
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he's either a middle aged woman or he's on the watchlist |
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its horrible, never make videos again |
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remember me for those words |
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you can piss in a mug and call it beer but you cant shit in a wine glass and call it chardonnay |
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i think their all brothers or something |
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all 3 of them drive 6th gen civics and wear tank tops with the long shorts shorts with that material kinda like swim trunks but rougher, you know what im talking about |
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i went out and had a chat with a group of people i call the hombres |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=eZ1BYiLV6JG Drive Like Jehu - Bullet Train to Vegas |
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you know the one with the lyric "pull a tit and suck away" |
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gonna upload bullet train to vegas to vidlii |
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yep now we now for a fact his mother smoked while pregnant |
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if i were to be able to choose my first car i'd prefer a suzuki vitara or 2nd gen ranger |
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in the jesus christ pose |
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a girl complimented one of my drawings in geography class |
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did your mother smoke when she was pregnant by any chance |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=MGnpsMIwmvr Toadies - Dig A Hole |
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my dad called me a dickhead because i forgot that C batteries exist |
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i actually own a genesis |
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you know what im gonna upload that song to vidlii later |
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"like pervert's words, I'm strung together, to make some pervert god feel better" |
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and thats hard to find, i mean i doubt theres many'a man that lives life following a Toadies lyric |
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maybe thats my problem, i need to be surrounded by like-minded individuals |
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i feel restricted by my environment |
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i mean hell thats why i bweet so much because nobody talks to me much outside of this |
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im starting to see why people do drugs or like how i got addicted to porn: because theres just nothing better to do |
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my girlfriend is sick and at her dads place so she's out of the question, all of my friends are busy, im sweating like a pig in zen, and i have nothing to do at all |
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im really in a rut you know what i mean |
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p p p p pigs in zen, pigs in zen |
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it was 95 degrees out today so i sprayed myself with the hose outside |
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remember the show Almost Naked Animals yeah i just saw that crap on tv and a wave of nostalia kicked me in the testicles |
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oh well easy come easy go i'll steal a tennis ball from a dog or gym class or something and that'll be my new ball till i can scrap up the money for a superball |
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i just lost a superball ive had for 13 years... was bouncin it in the cafeteria, bounced off the table and rolled away into a mass of moving teenagers, i aint even gonna bother looking for it i know its long gone now |
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bait taken |
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long time no see by the way |
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i cleaned myself up, matured a bit, and now i got a girlfriend and barely get the urge no more so i'd pretty much say no |
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you ever put that crap on those chicken wings |
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hell yeah korean spicy garlic |
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then act like it |
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and fuck12 goes 12 year old on their asses |
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you know its a sad day when a man makes 2 bwitter accs to talk to himself |
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you know dont get mad at me i agree with the question but i aint the one whos askin it here |
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do you still sound like piglet from winnie the pooh got kicked in the testicles when you talk |
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well its not my question its actually a question someone else had |
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time to answer my question too |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=1k3LzkIAP1a Stone Temple Pilots - Naked Sunday |
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i also learned that her ex was a chick... so damn i must be a pretty good catch for makin her ditch datin women |
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my girlfriend told me a story about how she whacked her ex's 17 year old brother over the head and he went and tattled to his mother... at age 17 |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=9v5amkVxYAS Hot Snakes - Paperwork |
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https://www.vidlii.com/user/207Punchy |
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and used by none |
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acknowledge |
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acknowledge |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=GhMSnhe0ZQW Alice in Chains - Junkhead |
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and quote of the day is "why dont dumbass acknolage" |
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trying to do pushups |
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actually dont tell me i dont care |
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who the hell are you |
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foot fetish videos on vidlii as usual |
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of course i have to get 1-upped |
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its shit too |
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and MTV has a channel thats just old music videos called MTV Classic, Channel 520 on U-Verse cable |
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no but i doubt anyone really gives a damn |
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you should respect your mother |
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upload dedicated to @3 cause he introduced me to Nicknames |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=fEbDPFsrzTg Nicknames - Walking Juice |
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walked 9 miles, got a burrito that almost made me puke, and ate 7 slim jims |
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i use shampoo and conditioner from dollar tree |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=gEA0O8qL8O1 Helmet - Vaccination |
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fritos is also donating money to the army so hey thats alright |
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i prefer fritos https://bwitter.me/stereotype/statuses/204488215111925760 |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=mcKCIeOY77J Toadies - What We Have We Steal |
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corn chips are the best chips money can buy |
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dont tell me what to do ya cazzo di cagna fascista |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=BNhprTVCJDf Soundgarden - Mailman |
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so youre a commie AND a trannie https://bwitter.me/RealOskarLogo2/statuses/204122823189331968 |
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fuck you commie |
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i mean i dont know why anyone would like the UK its a pretty loser country |
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my girlfriend likes victorian era british crap so im trying to do research about it so we have a topic of conversation or something |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=tyL9sPSy9ws Thee Oh Sees - Toe Cutter / Thumb Buster |
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they pulled the plug on nana, i cant believe it but she's gone |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=pc3UD__yEMs Stone Temple Pilots - Trippin' On A Hole In A Paper Heart |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=ZadH_p5iKR6 Hot Snakes - Death Camp Fantasy |
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i could never be your maaaaaan |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=9FlVpfzWvFq L7 - Pretend We're Dead |
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nana's on life support now, its extremely unlikely that she'll ever be responsive again, so we might end up pulling the plug |
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no its literally common sense that it means "your mom" |
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https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/554/picard-facepalm.jpg |
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he literally cant make out what tu mama means |
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im not the one asking the question someone told me to ask it and i aint no rat so im not name dropping |
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hey lua does your voice still sounds like a girl |
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how is bitview doin these days i havent checked it in a long time |
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my walkman earbuds broke |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=Af9jv_SKV-z Drive Like Jehu - Turn It Off |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=1W4pJHYkMvw Faith No More - Kindergarten |
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ironic that a song about living a life being stuck reminiscing of the past is going to be uploaded to a retro youtube clone |
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im gonna upload Kindergarten by Faith No More |
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like i genuinely want to live now knowing i can spend time with a woman who loves me for who i am you know |
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hands down the best day of my life |
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the date went GREAT, i took her out to eat, got ice cream, went to petsmart to look at the animals, bought some stuff at five below and hung out like them couples in late 90's high school movies |
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fried up some bacon and im taking my gf outfor lunch in a few hours |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=RxX1MNxdI4W Helmet - Broadcast Emotion |
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you know i mean she couldve said much worse but "emo bowl cut" has a certain ring to it |
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frankly i was flattered |
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how typical, not capitalizing my name |
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how typical, saying oof |
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some black woman just described my hair as an "emo bowl cut" should i be flattered or insulted |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=qYA5FfbhoOI Ty Segall Band - Diddy Wah Diddy |
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im goin on a date tommorow |
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thats an oxymoron |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=aA35YqkHVDD Violent Femmes - Promise |
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ohy my god she told me she loved me and i told her i loved her too and now my stomach feels weird |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=6lATshWLpex Nicknames - Empties In The Pool |
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like there was this one in geography class about the rwandan war and people were like gettin their limbs shot off n stabbed with machetes and all that crazy crap |
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watching movies in school gets better in high school cause then they can play gory movies and stuff |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=d6rRcDKWD68 paid in cigarettes |
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i mean its not like anyone MISSED that |
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so yeah i'll be uploading music again |
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i got really bored and made a new vidlii https://www.vidlii.com/user/207Punchy |
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not happenin my man |
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my mom is always so worried about me because i never smile or anything and i dont know why shes gotta stick her nose in my business |
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i meant to only put the quotes under totally real but you get the point dontcha |
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i like those sex scam texts that like tells you to send nudes because you could send literlaly any image and in the end you get free nudes from the "totally real 21 year old girl" |
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i got one of those scam messages over steam dms |
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i mean drop out you already have the IQ of one you may as well |
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no shit im right im always right |
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i'll say what i want i got 1st amendment rights dont i |
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i dont know why i have that stuck in my head but i do |
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have iiiiiiiiiiiiii been preyed upon |
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i looked for beatings to avoid |
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you know i was breastfed on the scaffold, baybeh |
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have i been preyed upon, by Darwin, Disney, and Freud? |
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i dont know if ur a binehead or what but stereotype is giarusso https://spacehey.com/profile?id=1413399 |
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hes the new owner of bitview and vidlii, people are mad about bitview because kuz has not even done anything to fix any of the bugs, i mean for cryin out loud it still says febuary on the home page... and for vidlii people got mad because he supported a channel that posted pro-russian propganda @S |
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it feels nice being told good morning and good night i'll give you that |
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sue me for wantin to be a social person in this modern era of digital communication |
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no i just got nothin better to do at 10 at night |
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but hey opposites attract, and i do like that she has compassion for things and lord knows i aint gonna stop her |
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she's really progressive you know but im stuck in my ways and my way says i aint goin to that shit, but i mean im gonna buy her lunch on saturday so that'll be fun |
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my girlfriend wanted me to like attend some after school metting about like promoting lgbt rights or some crap, and i feel bad because i lied and said i was gonna visit my nana the day of the meeting so i dont have to go to that shit |
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i dont even know who the hell you are |
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who |
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hey atleast i wasnt doin the lyrics for Luau or i'd be here all night |
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god i need to get a life |
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dow-owwwwnn, dow-owwwwwn |
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put a sofa on your concrete slab, gonna lay your bodayyyyy |
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stumpy mow the lawns c'mon you got a bare peice of ground |
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bits and guts and peices a'hangin from their treeees |
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theyre linin up to do their jobs but i swear to god i seen |
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a frames, statuettes, sunset magazine |
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o pencil sharp |
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i saw an Edsel Citation today |
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like i have a ton of em and i watch em here and there |
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not a lot of people know this but im a huge fan of classic Popeye the Sailor man cartoons |
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upgraded to windows 11 and now my computer is kinda faster |
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gonna make my soachey page music Renovation by Helmet |
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and he soured my opinion on them canadians |
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all i know is everytime he tried to come at me on bitview his accs would get banned |
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guys hated me for more than 15 months and i dont even know why |
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nevermidn it was sold but theres a nice silver Lanos 3 door for sale in Memphis for 2900 |
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theres a nice black Leganza for sale in Iowa |
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just look up "Daewoo for sale in ____" https://bwitter.me/stereotype/statuses/199753728952107008 |
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with a few minor exceptions of course |
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no we just dont take in retards |
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https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=392880 new marie callendars pot pie recipe? |
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screw it ill add you as one on spacehey |
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i used to think you were a real dork but with time i learned hey youre alright, almost amico worthy |
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hell yeah jr you tell him |
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she told me about this oddities shop near the pizza place, im gonna check it out tommorow, sh says it has cool stuff |
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bought a Toto record and actually had a proper conversation with my girlfriend for once, had enough money for some Brims pork rinds so i bought some of them, on sale cause they were 2 weeks expired |
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you never answered my damn question so i assume you do |
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do you still wanna bone the datsun mickey or whatever the fuck that chicks calld |
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roblox sucks |
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the go to the midwest |
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like i dont give a shit about those ice caps, wanna know why, cause i live in the midwest closest thing we have to ice caps are overflowed icee machines and the winters suck old man ass |
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its 82 degrees outside in april, this is why i love global warming |
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and i thought I was the biggest loser here, now i aint https://bwitter.me/CJSL2018/statuses/199464317228154880 |
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no but its not like anyone would friend a shithead like you regardless |
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dont take kindly to haoles in these parts |
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get out |
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oh hell yeah Innards |
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hell yeah |
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shes never seen my computer art though only my actual sketches https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/959964782885216296/967169537155932290/20220422_160618.jpg?width=300&height=400 |
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but shes the perfect girl for me you know, she's very grassroots, like down to earth, she's calm but she doesnt mind getin a little wild sometimes but most of all, shes an artist too |
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yeah knowing me i probably wont https://bwitter.me/stereotype/statuses/199393747811696640 |
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but hey i have just enough cash for dinner for 2 and a 2 liter of rc cola so im alright |
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i dont need to save money i need to make it |
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yeah we're goin casual and no its just that the gyro place is the only place my broke ass can afford |
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take her to the gyro place but do i dress like all formal or do i just wear what i always wear or what i dont fuckin know but she just messaged me sayin she loves the place |
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oh my god im freaking out, my ex-girlfriend wants to get back together with me and go out on a date and i said yeah but i dont know what to do damn it |
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fuck up the taiwanese while youre at it |
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https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=392227 the Stone Temple Pilots concert expirience |
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i doubt it |
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make sure the field that says "web" is empty, if u saved ur password ur username is usually pasted into the web part |
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i hear a lot of going but not a lot of shut up |
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https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=391385 math test |
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i've always wanted to try deer or rabbit |
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no because youre gay |
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im probably gonna make the music walking juice or something |
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made some changes to my spacehey page https://spacehey.com/punchy207 |
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so i cant really give a professional diagnosis cause now im going to hit the sack |
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i dont know if it's the inbreeding or the lack of a father figure that made him retarded but i aint no dr phil |
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who does that |
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youre one to talk |
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i think i just played a game of matchmaker and succeeded |
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i eat sour patch kids the same way i eat them colored goldfish... yellow first, then orange, then red, and finally green |
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gonna make my page music Serial Killer Status |
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...to an extent |
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you know how all that 60's trash fashion keeps making a comeback, how bout the 70's huh, fashion of the 70's wasnt as retarded you know it was respectable |
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people still use that crap huh |
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i also liked goin behind it and you'd touch the back and the hair on my arms would stand up and there would be that humming noise |
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i loved that noise |
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i miss the old CRT TV's sometimes, but then again high def rules so screw em |
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like the final shred of masculinity just flushed out like when i get violent diarrhea after easter |
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tiktok what are you gay |
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https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=390011 fashion sense, i dont get it |
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i decided to take a day off of school so i can download music |
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the Daewoo name isn't used anymore, but now they build the Chevy Spark and Chevy Volt in south korea... ironic because the Chevy Spark actually started life as the 1998 Daewoo Matiz |
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hell they sold the second gen Buick LaCrosse back there as it's own brand: Alpheon |
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Daewoo Motors joined GM in 2002 after filing for bankruptcy, so yes a lot of Daewoos from the mid 2000's to early 2010's were rebadged GM products https://bwitter.me/stereotype/statuses/198350727087652864 |
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hell i just downloaded one of their albums im puttin it on my walkman |
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i mean yeah theyre a little more modern than groups like DLJ and like fugazi n stuff but they didnt like go all pussy like some of them other emo groups |
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theyre good because they kinda kept it old style you know what i mean |
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them Cadwallader dudes, the raccoon city pd, and nicknames are good stuff thanks for showin me them amico |
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now we're talkin |
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send me some more of that, amico |
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hell yeah |
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like that mcr crap that every 13 year old girl listens to |
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they were emo before emo went to fucking depressed teenager trash |
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atleast someone said it sounds "better" i mean it could be shit for all i care as long as it's "better" than something |
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https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=389549 Daewoos in the USA |
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yeah like youd know anything about drive like jehu |
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screw it its gonna be spikes to you |
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it's either gonna be Spikes To You https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECvtj2Dw8ZQ or Step On Chameleon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr0xWm53zfQ |
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gonna hcnage my spacehey's page music still gonna be a drive like jehu song |
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yeah in your case i dont think we're having any any time soon |
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all i hear is a lot of joking but not a lot of fucking |
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all i hear is a lot of wishing but not a lot of doing |
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i dont know but if you dont take the bait you'll actually be a minority |
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im back |
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im happy im goin back so i can talk to that chick and actually do something besides hang out with you dorks |
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i dont care how you make your money just get the damn application eh |
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then bam automation it is |
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or go the old fashioned way and draw em on paper, i drew a ford LTD II on my PSAT test paper |
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get Automation on steam, if you have 20 bucks that is |
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i do this and design cars, nobody has commisioned me for art in a few days, i got no money to go somewhere and have a good time, i've listened to all my albums several times over, so really theres not much else for me to do |
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and i like to be social you know i mean i know nobody wants me here but hey you talk to me dont ye |
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well im on a 5 day break from school and the weather has been so shitty i havent been able to go out https://bwitter.me/stereotype/statuses/197875251604881408 |
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asino |
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i mean you live in a swampland so that means you have to take the trailer trash route instead of guido |
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every 13 year old has done that so i guess thats your rite of passage into scumbagism |
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like the amy guy or chick or whatever the fuck |
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what are you fantasizing about being a fish now |
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you know you get an 8 second span instead of like 2 |
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having the memory span of a fish must have many benefits |
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it's like when the Zastava Koral In was released in Yugoslavia, it was outdated when new cause it was already old as crap |
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yeah it's outdated cause nobody's talked about amylee in like 3 decades |
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yeah it's on latest bweeters right at the top so i mean technically you aint wrong |
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but of course in traditional Punchy207 fashion i'll fuck it up royal and then swear in italian |
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i've been on this boat a long while, i've learned people's habits and i can read em |
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see and then when people make alts they try to deny it |
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and then sometimes i repeat words for no no particular reason |
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you can tell by the use of capitalization and punctuation, but the lack of use in contractions, that's how he always types you know, and you know after this hes gonna try to not do it but guess what he's gonna keep doin it, it's like how i never use periods i use use commas |
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oh boy dylan made an alt |
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https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=388431 ok i actually put effort into this... How to make a good looking car in Automation... or just how to make a good looking car PERIOD |
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i read that a little bit too fast and it sounded wrong |
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20 paragraphs 30 paragraphs whatever |
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make one like 10 paragraphs |
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i mean hell my first one was like 3 paragraphs now my latest one is a sentence fragment, gotta beef em up a bit |
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make em better, duh |
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hell yeah |
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i really need to up my blog game |
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https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=388348 autism |
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drank coffee ate a concha now i feel like i can take on the world |
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https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/962169223562559601/965629577596649562/12_oz_mouse_drinking_gif.gif |
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Dendy: the new reality |
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sitting here like wet ashes with Xes in my eyes |
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its raining outside |
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cazzo merda |
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oh for crying out loud has nobody listened to me since she even started existing |
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death by snu-snu |
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nothing |
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minchiata |
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just be grateful this place aint full of culattoni |
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_in_space |
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https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=387697 bustin wide open |
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https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=387692 easter |
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hell yeah |
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thats a very 13 year old way to do it |
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to make things even wose my first name is also Anthony |
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lol it was literally a joke dont be butthurt |
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what can i say im edumacated |
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we know dylan is 13 because he rages like he is |
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people like xenseer is why good comedy is dead |
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like she got pissy because i was wearing my Soundgarden t shirt... so now im wearing a polo shirt and i look like a total fag |
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my mom keeps criticizing what i do, so she's a huge cagna |
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gonna eat good tonight |
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if you dont know what cagna means it means bitch |
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my ma made me watch passion of the christ again and now my b rother is being a total cagna |
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get what |
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retards still take the bait part 11: and this sucks because i cant think of anything witty that rhymes with eleven |
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hell no |
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hell no |
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https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=386875 greasy |
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ate a concha |
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i shoes have more holes than a polish battleship |
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https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/634546548729970690/964925140985077760/unknown.png?width=678&height=400 if this isnt style i dont know what is |
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i learned how to put music on my Spacehey profile so now i got Trippin On A Hole In A Paper Heart on my profile |
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its 10 am ya jackass |
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im on that fine but oddly thick line between fat fuck and fit fuck |
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i pumped some iron, i've started this new method of lifting em and its more effective i think |
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https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=386434 hitting the town |
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whatever anti-aging product he's using, put it on the market eh |
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why does rover from animal crossing ride around on trains so much... hes been doing it for 20 years now but he looks like he hasnt aged a day |
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but im have 1.38 to my name so i guess all i can really do is buy a 2 liter of rc cola and walk around |
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i get to go back to my ma's today which means i can actually go out |
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thats a trick question: you dont |
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i feel like im gonna retch |
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i also learned to not eat burritos in bed |
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ate a burrito and the juices spilled and pretty much slathered my legs, now i feel as greasy as the guy who made it |
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theyre all for free too just to add and that tag is for discord you know since my vidlii got deleted i have to find new ways to bring music to you people |
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theres that one sonic movie i think that'll be alright https://bwitter.me/stereotype/statuses/196855788436717568 |
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if anybody is intersted in owning some albums dm me (Punchy 207#9227) i got a huge selection of something i doubt many of youve ever heard before... decent music |
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made 3 |
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makin a gif |
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dont say that fuckin word fuckin haole trash sunnuvabitch |
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i wanted to jam out with my friend but apparently he's celebrating Passover by getting shitfaced on wine |
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well when you think about it they look and talk like bitches, and the lumberjacks are total bears, and the french canadians are french so thats gay too |
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i am 100% convinced that every canadian man is like, way gay |
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god the 60's mustve sucked only cool things to come out of it was psychedelic rock, austin powers, the camaro & mustang, and lava lamps |
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try to run, try to hide, break on through to the other side, break on through to the other side, break on through to the other side, YEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
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made some of that maruchan and i learned that them town house crackers are great in that broth |
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now we're talkin |
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bastard |
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yeah ok dad well atleast im not bald and have bad fasion sense like you |
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i got a fuckin 3 year lecture from my dad all because i said girls msut have low standards to like me |
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oh you dont say |
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it essentially ferments into aspirin anyway |
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i have a pounding headache so i chugged some 3 month old rc |
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watching 12 oz m |
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https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=385518 demolition derby |
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https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=385508 my shoes |
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hes better at guilt tripping me than nordict is |
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im forced to be with my dad another night |
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but if its one of those eastern german women it may be a little more difficult |
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you can always tell a real woman from one of those trannies by two things, 1. the jawline and 2. the adam's apple |
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now thats a win Cook County can be proud of |
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i threw up in an empty bag of potato chips, and just enough so none spilled out |
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this might sound like total emo retard shit but i guess im ready to die |
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i've done everything on my bucket list... and im not even 18 yet, and now i have nothing to do |
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yep its gone... coo |
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im bored so im gonna delete my vidlii |
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i mean i've seen pathetic photography in my days, but those took the cake |
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they werent even good photos either |
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im getting one of those scam sex texts, im just happy that theyre calling me a man |
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i wonder what to upload to vidlii tonight |
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i got to see my dad today |
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https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=384721 getting ripped off at the mall |
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thats my boy |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=fa88aIgH29R last cup of sorrow |
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good now get the fuck out of here you haole |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=3K1hEBPHjuS skateboard frenzy (unfinished) |
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cause trust me you'll be sayin that quite a bit |
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shut the fuck up you to and go back to speech class so you can lean to properly pronounce "im fuckin shit" |
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great, i got a retard and a brony trash, and it aint even thursday |
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oh great the speds found bwitter, wouldnt be the first time |
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https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=382899 music videos: the blog |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=fqTq7v2KzJ7 Bass Drum Of Death - Get Found (official music video) |
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damn straight |
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no im just finally talking about things that are actually somewhat interesting instead of calling retards retarded and roaming websites like a damn jackass |
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https://spacehey.com/punchy207 i have retrofitted my spacehey profile to become a blog |
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i should start a blog |
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blasting drive like jehu to drown out tv trash, and now im talking about it again |
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kill me now before i paint my fingernails black, quick!!!! |
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i cant believe im saying this but i think im becoming a moody teenager |
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then again my brother is a neurotic gangsta wannabe dork and my mom is overemotional and loud |
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and then my brother says he would kick (insert name here)'s ass or something, then he acts like a total wigger threatening them and such, maybe im too smart or too dumb to understand or something, maybe this is the tv of the future for all i know |
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like this one show called ultimatum or whatever, the worst part is they watch it on the big ass tv so im forced to hear it throughout the whole damn apartment, i cant even work on my car designs because im constantly distracted by my mom's fuckin pigeon screechy sounding shit |
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all my mom and brother do together is yell at the tv at reality tv couples, i dont get it |
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you know what tonight i will |
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i think i just start uploading music videos to vidlii sometimes |
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of course 99% of things i do for free because well you get what you pay for |
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i even got a dinky ass clip-on tie to put over my drive like jehu t-shirt cause im a damn pro |
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its called being a businessman |
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i backslid into drawing porn if you didnt know, but now i actually do paid commisions so i've actually made some money... 3 bucks |
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and yet they wonder why nobody likes weebs |
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now that foreshadowing actually means something |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=mAA4ZQcKCja drawing flies |
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im conclusion, drop out of the 8th grade cause it goes downhill from there fuck this im out of here |
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and now im talking to some dork on a stupid ass website when i should be getting in my 4 hours of sleep so i can put on my damn acne cream at 4 am again |
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made a god damn peanut butter and beef jerky sandwich and now i got some emo chick giving me the googoo eyes, shes hot but i heard shes had 7 boyfriends so im not doing those flaps |
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atleast on PSAT days you dont have to go to the lunchroom that reeks of old piss as a noah's ark of bastards flood the tables and then try to get you outta your fuckin fused-to-the-floor stool all cause they wanna sit next to a fellow bastard named Timothy or some white-bread crap |
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i mean you saw what they all did in the boys locker room during 3rd-4th passing period, all because you forgot your damn walkman in your gym locker again, its shit that'll turn you Brazillian |
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all the while the track kids run past, half of em going like half a mile per year because their coach aint watching, their stupid short ass shorts beating in the wind as you realize "these shorts shorts are whats making all the track kids gay for one another" |
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then when you finally leave you gotta deal with all the bastards waiting for the school busses but you gotta trudge your fat ass home in hopes of being able to catch a rerun of Bar Rescue |
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and then when its time to actually leave at noon, cause the PSAT days end at noon, the fat old bitch will make you wait for like 200 years because "there will be an announcement over the PA system for all A-wing classes to dismiss soon" that never comes until youre a god damn senior citizen |
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the teacher in the class you get tested in is probably a fat old bitch who smells like provolone cheese, talking on her phone during the test to some other fat old bitch probably called Bertha Mae |
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you get a 5 minute break every hour that you can talk to friends during but lets get real neither you or i have any real friends to talk to so thats out of the question |
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you gotta stick your stinky ass phone in a plastic bin full of everyone else's stinky ass phones, and then theres one phone owned by that hot cheetoh bitch thats all stained and probably contaminated with her chlamydia that'll stink up your phone |
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it's a test that lasts 4 and a half hours long, and you cant move ahead a certain section until an hour is passed, if your pencil breaks youre fucked cause you cant sharpen em and you have to use pencils cause mech pencils and pens are prohibited |
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no not cool, when youre in highschool youll learn it aint |
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i should really hit the damn sack i got the PSAT tommorow morn |
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seems like a very 13 year old dork thing to do |
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but im sure skee-ball is involved somewhere in there |
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i dont want to know what "sick party" means to a 13 year old |
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let that be foreshadowing |
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leaning on the pedestal that holds my self denial Firing the pistol that shoots my holy pride Sitting here like wet ashes With x's in my eyes, and drawing flies |
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my mouth tastes like gasoline and i love it |
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pretend we're dead https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=V1G6xTnR-Om |
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ikr, real professional behavior |
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https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935020533706281031/963597162900508772/unknown.png oh boy |
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and then dylan takes the bait |
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im happy to say im not surrounded by idiots, but sometimes im cornered in an alley like in those movies, but i aint no karate master |
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lua takes the bait part 2: piss in a rubber shoe |
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i just didnt think it would be today |
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https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/962169223562559601/963577322382979093/unknown.png?width=438&height=400 damn it i knew this was gonna happen |
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then after school i went to the mall cause im a total mallrat |
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i did it in 9 minutes |
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i mean nobody told me high school was gonna be fun but jesus louisus you know |
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i gotta wrtie a 5 paragraph essay about cocoa production in the Cote D'Ivoire for class |
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gave my profile a makeover |
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nordict added me back so i changed my pfp |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=0EhGhrHP7k3 super unison |
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just watched Mallrats |
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hell yeah |
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i got the PSAT wednesday |
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yknow i think we oughta settle out differences |
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who woulda known hatred could bring people together |
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see me and this bastard can agree on somethin for once |
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got free speech might as well take advantage of it |
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amen, i encourage you all to stand up to that bastard y'know dont be afraid to make ur on viodeos bout him |
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nothing like warm dr pepper zero sugar while listening to Faces of the Wind |
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see https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/819368523569692702/962844954688884776/20220410_172300.jpg?width=300&height=400 |
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album came in the mail today, even came with a poster |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=iBmbJY8iMGj anmokn sucks and here's why |
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i was able to watch a car crash in person today |
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im hitting the town because its nice out |
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i remember eating toaster waffles in the shower when i was in the 5th grade, damn shower water gave em the moistness they needed |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=LTSd4tUF_B8 six wave hold-down |
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yea happy birthday |
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pink bricks, duh |
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i sang to some violent femmes songs because i have nothing better to do at 8 at night |
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my lamp has leapord print, if superfly had a lamp, it would be like mine |
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hell no it aint |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=bT_modpiIAP my record player's speakers being put to good use |
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now im lifting my weights, i might be a chubby peice of shit but im in shape, i dont know how that makes sense but WORK WITH IT |
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listening to my records, Bass Drum Of Death 2013 should be comin in the mail soon |
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my sega genesis had a seizure while playing FIFA |
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i moved my television from one side of the room to another, so now its in the place it was in the first time i brought it up to my room. its nostalgic, man |
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i mean its almost as if blips just isnt as active or, dare i say, GOOD as bwitter |
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you know for someone who hates bwitter you sure use it a lot huh |
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thank you |
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i got to see my nana today, shes improving, she didnt recognize me at first but then she did so hey |
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my dad was pissed but now he's making goodfellas references and i dont know what to do |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=PVZi-_MW4ur a small victory by faith no more |
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you aint gotta apologize, that guys a party pooper |
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see now, if you were, i'd recommend suicide or the witness protection program as a viable option because trust me that is rock bottom |
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if it makes you feel any better youre still not as unfunny as samantha bee |
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i mean seriously if i were to say, compile a list of most unfunny people, you'd be at the wayyyyy bottom, ever unfunnier than Trevor Noah, i mean you know youre unfunny when youre worse than Trevor Noah, everyone knows that |
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youre one to talk |
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thats the spirit |
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i know its shit, but im shit and i make it work |
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and to piss him off a little more im just not gonna change it |
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qvHg4bXR5tNTHYJQ0xqPWGqK6JFUcDTggD63HlirRsc/edit that crazy son of a bitch actually did it |
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https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/962169223562559601/962169233796653117/unknown.png?width=447&height=400 this will be interesting to say the least |
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i call it jewish grilled cheese |
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have you ever melted colby jack cheese on toasted rye bread, its real good i tell you what https://bwitter.me/stereotype/statuses/194257495571562496 |
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taking the bait even after it was exposed as bait, way to go |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=cneGvwLKdco the crisis king is mighty |
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i didnt sit with the emo chick today, but i complimented her alice in chains shirt because she looked totally tubular in it |
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i just ate a whole bag of fritos now im trying to light |
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god havent you heard the song |
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because idiots rule |
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god like as i said like a billion years ago, im surrounded by idiots |
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when will you retards realize that amylee is a troll account, and you dumbasses all took the bait |
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the original father, because the son's son of a gun would be the grandson of a gun to the father of a gun https://bwitter.me/stereotype/statuses/193917019307900928 |
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i'll dig an emo chick but if shes into femdom im booting my fat self out of there |
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at lunch today some girl with black lipstick and weird ass spiky boots asked if i liked alice in chains, i said yeah and she invited me to sit with her, of course my dumbass said "maybe tommorow" |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=ZELPDZL6pEM prove my love |
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frankly im honored just ya did |
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whats the matter, ya miss me? i dont know why you would |
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everyones crawling back |
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...on a late start day |
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im finally going back to school |
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but you fuckers have no authority and neither do i so we dont rule |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=ZX8mwTI0opX idiots rule |
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and i learned Hecdaz is named Gabriel |
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it doesnt take a genius to figure that out |
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people bweeted |
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a fun fact about the Violent femmes is that most of the lyrics for their songs were written by frontman Gordon Gano when he was in high school, usually during class |
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i have a good few of their albums downloaded, shit, maybe i'll upload some tracks to vidlii huh |
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hell before punchy 207 my account was called ViolentFemme207, and thats a retarded name so thats why i dropped it cause it made me look like a bitch |
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did you know i got a Violent Femmes poster from their wisconsin tour from like 35 years ago |
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turn it off https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=856VSIGNL4B |
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its shit |
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not on my watch it dont |
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i knew it would end one day but not this soon, its like losing family members |
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the Hispanos are starting to depart, we just lost Miguel and Anticris |
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im not tellin my dad about you he'd be ashamed im associating with dorks |
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yep |
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well everyone here is but theres some variety you know |
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well only losers play roblox so i'd say its pretty deserved |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=935YwSFGxbC paid in cigarettes |
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i got to stay home from school cause i got food poisoning from that damn salmon |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=6TSxp1trwML high school roaches |
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is this a thats what she said joke |
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why do like the noses of dogs remind me of chocolate chip cookies |
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i drew punchy for the first time in a long time, so THAT will be my profile picture until Rabbit #1 gets a bit of a makeover for the modern era |
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nevermind the new one looks shit im changing back |
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and still with the splotchy red eyes the public has come to... i dont know |
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of course he's still gonna be kinda chubby cause thats just how i draw rabbits |
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im redrawing Rabbit #1 for the first time in a while, making him a little more streamlined and not as fat looking |
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i always say the midwest is boring but hey sometimes shit goes down |
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there was a shooting by a black woman today at the Food 4 Less not too far away |
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and then you were able to CHOOSE how you want them potatoes done it wasnt just french fries no you could have mash potatoes if you want and they were good |
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damn good salmon to at that not that shit out of a can like it was a filet |
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my dad took me and his girlfriend out to some steakhouse in Worth, its the fanciest eatin establishment i've ever been in i tell you what, they even served salmon |
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now im taking it down |
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this was an accidental upload my damn brother got onto my pc and uploaded this shit i made |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=k3fRCQ5GFje alvin and the chipmunks get high on crack and try to preform No One's Leaving |
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today is my dad's birthday, im gonna buy him some cargo shorts |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=RPkVRHoT59z caffeine by faith no more |
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i made some spaghetti and kielbasa |
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or ma's suzuki, ok well that thing looked a little indifferent but you get the point |
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i remember my papas gen 3 cavalier, thing looked like it was having the time of it's life, sure shaked like it too |
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like even a pussy little Smart ForTwo looks like it wants to slit my throat |
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why do cars nowadays look so pissed off |
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the video nobody wanted but society needed |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=89yy-D3Nc7a bands that suck |
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im makin a new video: bands that suck |
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im really bad at naming characters, examples being Bastard Bear, Beau Bitchass, Dodge, Francise, and Moe Jomma |
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gotta change my pfp back to Rabbit #1, real creative name i know |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=SgaLBq5XtYt Trippin on a Hole in a Paper Heart |
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she's also an artist, but the kind of art that you'd expect from a shy and sensitive girl, yknow what i mean |
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going back to school monday, im going to talk to my ex-girlfriend Gianna and see if she drew any new characters or something like that |
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who am i kidding its always been cool |
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i was bashing jr before it was cool |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=2hmiy43zBpm a showcase of my physical drawings |
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ate a pillsbury cookie and ingested ash |
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made some taco meat and now mommas lost her prilosec |
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well i did |
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for april fools day i will change my pfps back to Punchy from animal crossing, and chances are i'll forget to change them back |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=DP4OJZZoeYW this aint pleasure |
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Toxophilia is a sexual attraction to archery |
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did you know theres a fetish known as Narratophilia, which is a sexual attraction to vulgar words. A.K.A. the fetishee will be turned on by literally saying "bitch shit fuck tits bastard" |
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i pity the fool who dont eat my cereal |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=FERzwbz38wN Ty Segall's Slaughterhouse |
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i remember a good 10 years ago and i hated it back then, but lookin back, it was great... cause it was so damn dark you could barely make out no imperfection, and that music ruled |
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i remmeber back when the bull's intro was actually good, now they got these hyper realistic cgi bulls runnin on the buildins and shit |
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among a sea of reds and blacks i'll see my brother's half jew-fro and my other brother's goat teeth |
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watching the bulls game, my brothers actually got tickets so im trying to look for them on the tv |
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now we're talkin |
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if this is how you treat your users i can see why people always talk shit about it |
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i dont feel bad but some other bastard does i guess |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=gSCff2zrI98 he feels bad |
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gonna upload some helmet |
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Perry Farrel turned 63 on the 29th |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=OBJAGxTka2P aint no right by Jane's Addiction |
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wait no you said dhcp is and i dont even know what the fuck |
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rhcp |
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i made some coffee and i learned that them water crackers are good when you dip them in |
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i got to learn some more about my dad's girlfriend, turns out she likes the Toadies, which are my favorite band (kinda) |
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speaking of which i just spotted another Leganza, so that makes 5 total |
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sunnuvabitch talkin bad about shitty unreliable south korean cars like theyre shit |
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youre not talkin about the daewoos are ye |
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the audacity indeed |
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i educated this giarusso man on daewoo lanos production, since he inquired about it on my channel comments... fuck i love using big words |
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i couldnt find a magazine so now i've resorted to using my records as mousepads https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/951440574345510912/958796686937976842/20220330_133523.jpg?width=300&height=400 |
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to quote kidnapper and murderer Robert Alton Harris: "You can be a king or a street sweeper, but everyone dances with the Grim Reaper." real profound stuff aint it |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=rZ05Jq1Qdtv Sex Type Thing |
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i was reunited with my sister today, she bought me lunch and we talked about some folk music festival she's goin to in the summer |
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yeah and now im lookin at recent video uploads and i see a video called KENAI HOT GAY BEAR SEX and thats alright apparently |
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i keep track of a lot of shit if you havent noticed |
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i've also seen a total of 16 asian people in person... 4 asians for one daewoo huh |
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yesterday i saw a Daewoo Leganza, so that means i've seen a total of 4 Daewoos in person in my life: 1 Nubira wagon, 2 Lanos sedans, and 1 Leganza |
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tried uploading Sex Type Thing onto vidlii but it wont upload cause it has sex in the title |
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what do you want |
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and then the host is that chick fom the movie Vacation who gave Clark's daughter the mary jane |
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get that pfp outta here tanny trash |
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im watching this gameshow called Name That Tune, my mom is gtting a lot of them right but i suck cause theyre all top 40 pop trash |
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my dad used to rollerblade but he stopped when a girl was killed and set on fire where he used to go |
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i dont know |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=yM382kH-aQw and here it is |
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making an animation: stick-splat |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=kaGUJNmSQn7 here come the rome plows |
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no https://bwitter.me/RetroCord/statuses/190436649438543872 |
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how about you be a man |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=9Z1n4wGMPxR and here it be |
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Death Camp Fantasy by Hot Snakes, from their 2018 album, Jericho Sirens |
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somethings rare is gonna happen; im going to upload a song that isnt over 5 years old |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=f6k3AQP7g3f squash and stretch animation attempt |
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https://vidlii.com/watch?v=h9d3K1-_yA4 HOW TO BE A MAN: the movie |
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i get flak for not uploading orginal content, so i made a movie so thats original, and its uploadin |
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will smith's wife looks like a transgender Little Bill |
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i dont even know what the hell that is |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=7ODrD12s4RV Soundgarden - Room A Thousand Years Wide |
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and my brother was singing with the shower even though he has a throat ache, so if you thought he already sung like crap, imagine if he sung after smoking a whole malboro factory |
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my drive like jehu t-shirt i ordered came in the mail |
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i went to one of my dad's AA meetings, some gay asian guy from that hellhole Florida talked about his alcoholism for 56 minutes, and i got to meet my dad's girlfriend |
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oh dear god |
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yeah i used to have my sister out there and when i went to visit her a few years back it was 74 the first day and snowed 3 inches the next |
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i'll always be south side irish though, i even have the song on vinyl, and the vinyl is green so you know it means business |
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gonna eat some breakfast from mcdonalds, i remember growing up with my dad in West Lawn near Midway, and that would be a treat but now i got my own money so i can get it when ever i want |
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just dont play minecraft |
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and |
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who |
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watching the movie "Reefer Madness" |
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cause lake michigan grabs the storms and throws them over to those losers called Indiama |
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good old illinois weather, it was hailing 10 minutes ago and now its sunny |
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look it up |
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i thought youre profile picture was austin powers for a second |
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that and that those old cigarette holders are pretty hot |
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i think its cause for all my life in evergreen park n mount greenwood i've always smelled ciagrettes so ive grown to like the scent |
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i got capnolagnia |
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i think its hot when women smoke, but then when someone brings up the consequences of smoking then it fades for a while |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=dA7JrBPUVMG had a dad |
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downloading Jane's Addiction tracks and now my r key is jammed |
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no shit again |
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no shit |
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im at my dads now and i found my walkman |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=mUAKZyTQdZY speechless |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=_jEo-cNRRAv faces of the wind |
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ate some pizza |
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i think i have a crush on one of my ex-girlfriends friends, i hope she aint a lesbian like her |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=NP2DVZaCkVd drive like jehu's first song, caress |
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im a pervert |
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yep |
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you know what it might be a spider bite i get those all the time |
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dude ive had like this weird bruise thing on my prostate for a while, well today it like popped or something and i started bleedin, i dont think its anything serious but you know it was real freaky |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=qq0OcPtcki4 |
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so why not celebrate by uploading the namesake song from the album |
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i got a 1st reprint of Audit In Progress, came in the mail today from jolly ol great shit-tain |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=oMNj1y32-ke unglued, apparently the last song Scott Weiland ever preformed live before his death |
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they drink their mother's milk dont they |
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my thighs are so sore but im happy to say theyre not as fat as they used to be |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=8NONNt8In_e been caught stealing |
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beanie is really weird, the way i met him is he came up to me at lunch one day and said my art was "the shit" keep in mind that my physical art is much better than my digital |
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gonna go out again, my friend, nicknamed Beanie, hes busy so im going solo |
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i cant wait for gym class its awesome |
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i can wear shorts again today cause itll be 75 by 2 |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=F-nvpYGEVwK 10th planet |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=PmmE6tkTxV_ i used to say that this was a theme song for me, Pervert by Descendents |
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i also learned to buy my beef jerky at walgreens cause its way cheaper there than the liquor store |
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i was gonna hang out with my friend Dylan but he was out in Blue Island and I wasnt gonna walk 8 miles just to hang out |
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i went out for a few hours, suckered some skateboard dork out of 6 bucks and stopped by walgreens for a zero sugar mtn dew |
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my mind told me to ration, but my body said fuck it, and now im in crisis mode |
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and there only one kielbasa left in the fridge |
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im out of beef jerky |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=FFu6ISVHT41 birth defect |
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ordered me a drive like jehu t-shirt off of one of them "alternative" sites |
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i meant suzuki swift but you see what i mean https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/881002896790020139/954915726815297536/800px-2795-2797_Suzuki_Swift.png?width=560&height=400 |
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bought a pair of shorts today, theyre like that venetian marroon color that used to be on them suzuki cultuses from 1997 |
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my mom lets me sleep on the couch, ive slept there so much i put put a sheet on the cushions in 6 seconds flat |
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wicked garden https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=crwx4W93H-k |
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quite what |
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i dont mean like totally red but i got 3 red splotches next to my pupils |
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my eyes irl have red splotches in them, fun fact |
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gave my self a little haircut |
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i put beef jerky in my ice cream, makes it real good |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=ralgLu9UYU7 good luck in jail |
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Aftertaste by Helmet is 25 years old today |
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https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/904468470161354824/954524941997449276/20220318_183138.jpg?width=300&height=400 now you see why my nickname is The Kielbasa Kid |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=6Cv0QzPjnKM counterfeit |
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limp bizkit will soon be on vidlii |
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watched some brony fag get beat up at school today |
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also mrmelon youre a real dumbass for even posting it here cause everyone'll just report it |
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im nothing without my walkman, which sucks because now im nothing, wonderful |
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i still havent found it, this sucks |
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im freakin out, ive lost my walkman |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=qGsRqY27DA7 such a bore |
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watchin Popeye, that bluto sure is a bastard |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=bKu28gGcQdb wargasm |
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my english teacher always says that i should go into creative writing |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=sv3UNmITBzZ XOX |
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im on my computer OUTSIDE, it feels so weird sitting up against a tree typing something i give you that |
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gonna fry up some kielbasa today out of celebration, its 70 degrees F right now but saturday itll snow |
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beat it |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=pHClu_eMtVo muscle man |
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now thats going by Model Years so it would technically be Early/Mid 1996 - Early/Mid 2001 |
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i think 1997-2002 were the best years for car design |
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i got a phone call from my dad today, first call in a long time, im just happy it wasnt 19 minutes long this time cause that really sucked |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=C5Uxu7LF2pi no one's leaving by jane's addiction |
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well i do it for the people, i am a public service, but listen close, i aint a public SERVANT, alright? |
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i always get shit by faglords on vidlii about uploadin music |
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all of it |
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i've always wanted to see louisiana |
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some good news is my nana got surgery so she will survive, but we still dont know if she's lost any of her senses or motor abilities or anything like that |
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yeah if ur frying any ground meat to brown it you gotta put oil in the pan or it'll stick |
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im makin some meatballs, i feel so stupid cause i forgot to put oil in the pan first so like, the first 3 meatballs got stuck to it |
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i was playing sonic adventure and the game glitched to hell so sonic somehow got stuck IN THE SKYBOX |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=0vdM_Ds6d9- Wet My Bed and Crackerman |
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i cut myself while i was shaving and the cut kind of looks like a red banana |
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crackerman is one of stp's best songs i say |
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played some crazy taxi, the only peice of media that makes KFC look appetizing, and thats only cause i love the dreamcast's gaphics |
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it's an invigorating thing, until you have to use the bathroom of course |
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hell when i make my burgers i like em kinda red with the blood |
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i ate raw chicken once and i had to go to the ER |
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i fried up the steaks, turned out good but i grease burned my left hand flippin one |
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amen, son |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=bkAh_PGrp1h human interest |
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tonight im gonna expiriment with my cooking, i bought some cheap ass steaks but im using a difference mix of spices for my rub |
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i dont design sports cars very often, i mostly do cheap sedans and such, but in the spirit of 90's car design, they are round as hell https://bwitter.me/stereotype/statuses/185156994187919360 |
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youre one to talk |
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sexo de queso, hombre |
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i dont name them because I suck at naming things, evident by my username |
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i design late 90's cars in my free time |
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beef jerky is 7 bucks a bag at the liquor store now |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=Tk0Hd5IMT3W midlife crisis |
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coo |
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just ordered another vinyl on the internet |
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salad!? damn rabbit food.... oh wait |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=m9Ch5wBiOpA bad rep |
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gonna upload some more BDOD to vidlii |
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im not here sending my messages by stickin notes onto a pigeon, we all dont ty to act like its the middle ages like you |
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type |
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ate it right out of the pan with the tongs |
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fried up some kielbasa |
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oh lord |
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habla usted ingles, chico |
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you complained about there being twitter revivals when you yourself made one, therefore youre a hypocrite |
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yeah cause of you |
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still makes you a hypocrite |
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did they have to reboot him? was he leaking oil at the scene? |
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well i did see the rule 34 but i didnt question it at the time... |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=JHn5F7u8VW0 renovation |
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havent you tried to make twitter revivals before |
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whatever happened to robot jones? I miss the little fella |
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cause he sucks |
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thx |
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im sure she'll be alright |
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my nana just had a stroke, the ambulance took her away and i had to wait out in 18 degree weather for a good half hour in just my shirt and shorts |
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if you ate a big mac would that be cannibalism |
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im surrounded by idiots |
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so why not advertise it on another twitter revival |
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yep thats the consensus |
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vidlii's already goin to hell with some famous youtuber dork makin a vid about it, now its got over half a million users and its all fnf videos and 13 year old boy crap |
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well i've seen it all, im like a veteran, from the drama of last january to fulptube and subcocks goin belly-up, to killer199 bein suspended and comin back to try to get me banned... and failed miserably... i've seen it all and im not proud of it |
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i remember being on newgrounds, it's where i developed my porn addiction. a special fuck you/thanks to Rabblet for that.... bastard |
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it was december 26 and yea |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=3Lkj83Opzy4 |
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i remember the day bitview was flooded with scat porn and a live beheading video |
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like that's new |
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that sounds like something youd do |
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i aint readin all that shit |
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its not about length it's about resolution and video quality |
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hasnt been fixed for 35 days |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=hwkxdA9mFXG |
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2022 |
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psh, as if that's news |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=RGHg0-d2LMD |
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im trapped in a box of uninteresting people and lame conversation |
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no jane doesnt say hi you uncultured swine |
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jane says... |
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get out jr |
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and finally my vidlii crap uploaded https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=bsrlIILGYAI |
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hell yeah https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/951440574345510912/951952406835527750/rabbits_getting_high_finished.png?width=533&height=400 |
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i hope not |
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they havent worked for over a month |
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i got bit by a brown recluse 4 years ago and the place where i got bit is still extremely mushy |
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lets keep it that way |
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you really dont know me do you |
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im Punchy207 for cryin out loud what do you want me to do |
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i've decided to look into this porntube thing and atleast they got what i like: lesbian ass worship |
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building cars in automation and playing my bass drum of death records |
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its a toilet paper roll |
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youre an angry sunnuvabitch aint ya |
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atom jack shit https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=Q2k_us70wfk |
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atom jack |
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hijo de puta |
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shut up you |
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me and my girlfriend broke up because she came out as a lesbian today |
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its crappy software plus a gift you cant actually use |
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my rationing plan was better than kim jong un's but worse than ho chi minh's |
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woke up at 2 am and i ran out of beef jerky |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=lCo7jS4Tp2i |
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i havent been able to for over a month |
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dont know the resale on a toyota vista i aint japanese |
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them 2000 Toyota echo coupes dont got very good resale value i tell you what |
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try saying that 3 times fast |
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fun fact's fun facts arent even that fun |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=fM8rujjAHAF |
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yep nobody will care |
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these chinese, man https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/938909428978188391/950550585025904740/20220307_181505.jpg?width=300&height=400 |
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doubt it |
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i ordered chinese food and half of the damn receipt was misspelled |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=N-u-BMsnF7U |
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i passed out for a few hours as usual but im back in business |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=vJN7D9s3UI5 |
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hey it let me in now |
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takes one to know one, mr "gay = heterosexual" |
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i keep tryin to log into vidlii but it says "please fill out the captchas" but there aint none |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=aFfjV52elVt |
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cool blue reason, comes into your world. theres two more dead in texas, and its probably yo girls |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=26ZT9432a_Y |
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and this is the midwest so 2 3rds of the people are overweight |
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i think basketball is one of the only sports where being overweight is actually kind of a benefit |
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went down to the convenience store it opened again cause it closed during the riots a few years back |
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played some basketball and fried up burgers |
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and |
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playin my lionel richie records and chattin with my fellow kielbasa kids |
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yeah if i was your grandpa i'd wanna be dead too |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=XJ6_1oD3v9c |
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i play Bad Rats a lot |
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some kid named Juan got destroyed during basketball |
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my grandpa is now 85 |
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i give em an FSO they give me their Kielbasa |
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gonna make it look like an FSO Lanos then we'll be bringin memories of the homeland to them immigrants |
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dark green and its got an imported badge from POLAND |
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daewoo lanos cruising |
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whatever you say |
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sitting in the alphabeta parking lot watching the sun go down |
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of course youd know a lot about suckin dick wouldnt ya jr |
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gonna play Bad Rats |
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the hell is that |
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jokes on you chucklefucks i top allaya with windows 11 |
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makin chicken wings as usual, thats why i always reek of them i think |
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https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/884605126126501950/948385026238722068/20220301_190254.jpg?width=533&height=400 https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/938909428978188391/948385644776947712/unknown.png vinyls makin a comeback i tell you what |
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got gb city on vinyl |
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my death camp fantasies |
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who |
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you give him a lot of attention, almost as if you love him |
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thats racist |
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coo |
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thats how how that works |
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denial |
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then why do you worship him |
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jr worships trump? |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=svycBUj-O0c |
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you people are boring |
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oh great the retards are fighting again get the camera dave |
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i just ate some lasgna my dads girlfriend made and its the best i ever had i tell you what |
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arent you like 12 years old |
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doing jazzercise |
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bits and dust and peices, hangin from their trees |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=ZDK6MTNP9E1 aloha |
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a guy smacked me in the ass at school today |
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ha |
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my friend ryan told me i had bad music taste so i shin kicked him with my boot |
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yeah i am sick i drank a can of coke in my nanas garage |
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doin art https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/884645758001901588/946544068069031956/20220224_170501.jpg |
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i got paid today so i ordered a Drive Like Jehu shirt off custom ink |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=RFzFYYAkUzP |
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got a algebra test in... algebra |
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i just regained conciousness and now my hand fell asleep |
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an emo bitch got called a fat fuck in geography and it was funny |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=17C7G2uHY7I |
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my record player stylus came in the mail |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=g8rtl0cI7Vl |
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the mask mandate in illinois is pretty much gone now cause the cova virus rates dropped suckers |
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nordict wanted a 10 dollar steam game but i wanted to buy a drive like jehu t-shirt but damn it i sucked up and bought him the damn game and now im poor again |
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fried up some kielbasa with my special spices |
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got in a car accident |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=vi66RT7Bm0J |
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it was a prank gone wrong but i like being hit in the chest |
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i splashed water on my brother and he kicked me in the chest, felt good |
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drive like jehu |
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the stylus on my record player broke so im buyin a new one online |
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part 2 of jr covering up his blatant misspellings |
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he deleted it again, its not even funny anymore now its just sad |
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driving nowhere https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=nPzL7zhFoyn |
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he had one again |
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lol he deleted it |
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i dont think you can be succesful if youre having a stroke https://bwitter.me/jr/statuses/177485112974245888 |
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https://spacehey.com/punchy207 |
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what i mean was anyone with hopes and dreams |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=djL35SPaa_M |
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cause who cares |
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im watching He-Man and eatin pecan sandies |
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i always had a suspicion that jr was a satanist |
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bought a ton of beef jerky |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=QUVh1VEbxfp |
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i made 70 bucks |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=0IC2TV-jcK9 |
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no because nobody with a life CARES |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=dY7unIepQop |
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i like it when people dont get my music references |
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my early speechless morning |
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i feel like i should have my own art gallery |
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and ya might wanna start setting up them funeral arrangements cause i just killed him |
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i mean hes a male but his ween is probably so small it may be mistaken for a clitoris at times |
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jr isnt a man |
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growin out my mullet |
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you mustve went back for a second lobotomy huh |
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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=Q-nCAr4-y8I i can upload music again to a site hell yea |
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i fergot i even had a vidlii acc so now im gonna upload there too |
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south korean economy car https://bwitter.me/Twig2021/statuses/176246015739822080 |
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well shit |
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finishing a draft for my screenplay i've been writin since last April |
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left front fender is gray but the rest is red |
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my neighbor bought a 99 spectra |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-LYeJ8Uncs |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fnb_96FDPGs |
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so thats what happens to people when they get a full frontal lobotomy |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF6Bm7AZIck |
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aint got school till tuesday |
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theres them videos on the internet its like them russian ships bombing their somali pirate crap its badass |
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aint them somalis the pirates |
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youre fired |
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i cant upload shit to bitview so might as well give good music to the people of bwitter eh |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isuActU69Xk |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=682z0Q-McAU |
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how bout Hot Snakes |
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only reason i dont like em is cause i aint a living fossil |
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hell no |
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i like my relationship with my girlfriend, cause neither of us know what the hell we're doin |
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jokes on you suckers thursday i get out of school at noon and got a break till tuesday |
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watchin the secret of the ooze |
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gonna go to school and make shit happen |
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one time i ate a tonna turkey and my piss smelled like it |
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saw that once |
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i mean first you say cope in seethe in the wrong context and now i get called straight for saying gay, a blunder and a half indeed |
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too late, you said im straight |
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define heterosexual |
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gay |
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let the desert bloom again like it did once befo |
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ben gurion... ben g |
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milky way midnight and automatic midnight |
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how romantic |
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you are a modernttard? |
|
on todays episode of bwitter ball z, jr recounts the many times he was dropped, and how he was banned from omegle from flashing his micropenis to girls who use the site |
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i dont know |
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yeah and jr knows a lot about bullying, trust me, hes had his head dunked in toilets countless times |
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gay |
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my valentines gonna be happy as shit i got her TWO boxes of them chocolates |
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its too late for that |
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proof seen below |
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why do you talk about this guliherme guy so much, is he your boyfriend |
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he already had it |
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downloaded Jericho Sirens |
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in your dreams |
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beta |
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gonna go to walgreens later to get it they got good stuff i tell you what |
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i gotta get my valentine some chocolate or somethin |
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beta male beta boobs |
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some nights i watch youtube kids videos and make fun of em |
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i watched the sun set |
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aloha https://www.bitview.ne t/watch.php?v=iD6KTvbU |
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wipe the last haole the fuck off our turf |
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exposed!!!!! |
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nostalgia critic is so weird but his older videos are prety funny |
|
lol |
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lol |
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its not about location cause im just 1 time zone away from the servers |
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all the ones i've tried uploading have done that |
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bump and grind and a shoe shine |
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do you think crop circles are just ads for Target |
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who |
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agreed |
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i went to a cheese-tastin event |
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hell no |
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i cant upload nothin to bitview |
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drank 6 cans of pepsi |
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time to collect |
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thats the name of my new poem |
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pipe dreams and wet creams |
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also this im a total coincidence but the low wuality one is posted exactly 1 yea ago and the HQ got posted today |
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i hate that it does that https://www.bitview.n et/watch.php?v=4i3HRBriZIE |
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the dream cause the HQ one is broke |
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i was bloggin bout animal crossing before it was cool now kiss the dirt |
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jr fetishizes nails? |
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wow and i thought I didnt have a life |
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thats actually a verse from Open Book by Cake |
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update your damn system |
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you may think she's an open book but you dont know which page to turn to |
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no because im not insane |
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i had a dream |
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but videos cant be uploaded and profils cant be edited for now |
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writing poetry as usual |
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sheep go to heaven, and goats go to hell |
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prolonging the magic |
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thw whitest person ive ever met is black |
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you like the kkk? |
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k |
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k |
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yes it is |
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theme is stupid too |
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if you still use windows 7 in the modern day, you either need a new OS,a life, or both |
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i hate british people |
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stolen ideas |
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its not like its been down for 2 days or nuthin |
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you dont say |
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and the music video for Sleepwalker sucks |
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and then Moon Duo comes on autoplay and i feel like im dead |
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Ty Segall in a pitch black room |
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what do you want |
|
the punchy 207 lifestyle is truly bliss |
|
wargasm |
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punchy207's 207th video extravagahooza http://www.bitview.net/watch.php?v=jffsjyJN |
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mr integrity https://www.bitview.net/watch.php?v=2y5skK5L |
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nostalgiatard |
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you love the 80's so much, if it was legal to marry a decade, youd marry it i bet |
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you love the 80s |
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yes you have |
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still tatstes good |
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i learned something today: do not try to make beef ravioli while high, they'll turn black |
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sixpack http://www.bitview.net/watch.php?v=5qGTIHCd |
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that inmage just makes me grateful that it modernized |
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i've been drawing a lot of Coco lately |
|
rabblet used to make decent stuff until he started making ghost porn |
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im part of Jeff's Brotherhood |
|
better have cleaned it, them british do nasty shit so i can only imagine what they do to them phones |
|
why are you digging around in the garbage |
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this is a weekend, nobody wants to read a paragraph like we in english class |
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you know you dont have to live a hatchet job or hatchet fight https://www.bitview.net/watch.php?v=rWkRGzmK |
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who said anything about vidlii |
|
*facts |
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nobody needs another youtube revival |
|
the idea for my OC came from a drawing i did in my algebra notebook, it was a rabbit taking a bong hit |
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and now the most popular song by Toadies is on bitview now http://www.bitview.net/watch.php?v=VyRqHsfV |
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fried kielbasa for breakfast |
|
non |
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the amish dont play soccer and most ceilings in schools have nails in them |
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got Rubberneck in the mail today |
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nevermind i got ideas |
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i meant more along the lines of video ideas |
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i dont know what to do with my bitview channel |
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blue moon ice cream and sega genesis FIFA |
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im a nugget of fashion in a world of faggots |
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i may disagree with his statement but hes got the right to free speech brotha |
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0 people |
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/933161125778968599/933161223808241694/20220118_184501.png |
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got my Suicide Invoice in the mail today |
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when the nostalgiatards fight the fnf fans, its like 2 shitstains fighting on a toilet seat |
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how original |
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hell its bad enough, you live in jersey |
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had arby's today |
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you just make things deader |
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so is goanimate |
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cant be friends with yourself |
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no cause nobody is jealous of a bragging douche |
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hell i tested positive yesterday and i aint goin back till the 24th |
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get out while you can aknodd https://bwitter.me/TheCrazyErrorLion |
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so who cares |
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no because people are greatful for what they have and dont try to replace what aint broke |
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coo, i susbscribed and then immediately unsubscribed |
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what the hell is blips |
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why are you scared of that |
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are you sure thats a good idea |
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i wish i had dedication to 3 viewers like that |
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then maybe get a computer that isnt two decades old |
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today is my first day back to school cause winter break is over |
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last day of winter break |
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Bass Drum Of Death - Wait | http://www.bitview.net/watch.php?v=XwC8YzVv |
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my birthday is today |
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no because its boring |
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as long as theyre not annoying like you bring em in |
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they always say its some other crazy ass year for no reason |
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its the nostalgiatards man |
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is yee special needs |
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no shit |
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and even worse RAID shadow legends ads on bitview |
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porn ads on bitview |
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downloaded all of Slaughterhouse |
|
what |
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so |
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no |
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jr is also a redditor so i guess its battle of the redditors |
|
redittor |
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no |
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ate some portillo's |
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gonna pool together some cash to buy more records, maybe Slaughterhouse by the Ty Segall Band |
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i finally found a place to put one of my paintings that fell off my wall |
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i got a record player for christmas, and the records for Automatic Midnight by the Hot Snakes and Too Cold to Hold by Bass Drum of Death |
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so |
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are you a crack baby or something |
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i own one but i spilled lemonade on it back in march so its all sticky |
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im on windows 10 because im living in the present |
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the iphone 12 is out you know |
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no shit |
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how poetic is that |
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it was dead the second it was born |
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the land of race car ya yas |
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spoonmaaaan, come together with your hands, saaaaave meeeee |
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i accidentally killed my desktop pet |
|
i wont be soothed over, smoothed over, like milk, silk, a bedspread... or a quilt, icing on a cake, or a serene translucent lake |
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perhaps, perhaps, perhaps |
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if you say xmas instead of christmas we cannot be good friends |
|
made a turkey sandwich and now im on christmas break |
|
i saw a mouse in the kitchen |
|
she doesnt care whether or not he's an island |
|
I finally own all of Fashion Nugget |
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Religious Girls https://www.bitview.net/watch.php?v=ozOWmGKc |
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bitview hispano rules ites the best community on bitview |
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i think this relationship is going too fast LOL |
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i used one of those discord bot commands that ships 2 users as a joke, I did it with my friend who has a kid cat pfp, we scored 100%. |
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to me, friend is a four letter word |
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driving like jehu |
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dude he did that all the time to me back when he was killer199, hes just tricking you |
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i made some meatballs |
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i reported him... well an image violation but whatever |
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you must be going through some tough financial times huh |
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i love brown's chicken |
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do you ever get a really sharp pain in your prostate because i seem to get that a lot |
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if bass drum of death ever has a concert in illinois you bet i'll be there |
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religious girls |
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no |
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its the weekend and i ate some of those pepperidge farm milanos |
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amen |
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shadoobay, shattered |
|
i lost a subscriber on my bv but i dont even know who it was |
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collecting hidden packages in staunton island |
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dust to dust |
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ashes to ashes |
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any video ideas |
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happy thanks giving |
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indian puncher http://www.bitview.net/watch.php?v=TIExymUx |
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sweet potatoes are awesome |
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why am i being dragged back into liking 80's music |
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ever suck the juice out of a celery stick? |
|
be agressive, b-e agressive, b-e a-r-g r-e-s-s-i-v-e |
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aldi cheese curls are so salty |
|
brighter ideas make better cars
mercury cougar |
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a small victory |
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i made some art as usual |
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tennis balls |
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@goom are you kicking ass and taking names too |
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about to clean my room because i have all of my shoes in the corner for some reason |
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i dont get the whole week off for thanks giving this sucks but i get out wednesday at 1:00 and then got thurs and friday off so thats ok |
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its subrocks, what do you expect |
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wilma's rainbow of peaceful colors |
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belvita breakfast biscuits |
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youre never ever ever ever there never therrrrre |
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never therrre youre never theeeyyyaaa |
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did u know bwitter is available in china check it out http://www.chinafirewalltest.com/?siteurl=https%3A%2F%2Fbwitter.me%2F |
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i said aboot by accident now i sound like a candian |
|
what is jr whining aboot today |
|
ate 3 bowls of chili and im hyped because i got the swimming unit in gym |
|
the day i tried to live |
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moms at a baby shower today |
|
had salt and vinegar chips for the first time in 2 years |
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bought a winter jacket today its very comfy |
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i have my coffee with a little pinch of sugar and a third cup of milk, how about you? |
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watching napoleon dynomite |
|
poor dude gets a 28 year old computer for his birthday |
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i mean youre not wrong mine has fallen in the toilet 3 times and fell off a 2 story balcony and it still works |
|
helped this other guy who needed help with it too so now i feel accomplished |
|
finished my geography project for schewl |
|
my brother told me to "turn off the window" |
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SIIIIIX WAAAAAVE HOLD DOWN |
|
i am seriously dying of thirst |
|
i love bar rescue its a great show |
|
i got two tickets to paradise pack your bags we'll leave tonight |
|
its great cause i can stay up all night |
|
there was a bomb and shooter threat at all the high schools near me, so my mom says im not going to school tommorow yay |
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and "peewee" with no "w" is just "peeee" |
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WAYNES WORLD! WAYNES WORLD! PARTY TIME... ...EXCELLENT!!!!! |
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i didnt mean spacemy i meant spacehey
spacemy was crap |
|
i have 1 friend on spacemy |
|
tried putting an image on my spacehey page, somehow ended up in a whole other layout and my page is ruined |
|
there's some real dorks on spacehey |
|
hey kingkuru i saw u just made a spacehey wanna be friends |
|
i made a spacehey if anyones wants to check it out https://spacehey.com/profile?id=189299 |
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watching Happy Gilmore |
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i didnt know bwitter was back |