haven't been here in forever
10:09 April 23, 2022
bubble sites are just wordpress templates with scratch, ratio + kys
08:38 March 29, 2022
haven't been online forever :him: f
08:37 March 29, 2022
thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, Monica!
14:35 March 17, 2022
both of them are shit, use a windows version that's still supported (ie: windows 8.1 above) or linux, if that's your cup of tea
08:59 March 16, 2022
facts
09:42 March 13, 2022
Why the fuck does imgur take forever to load like when posting an image from imgur just post the direct image url lol https://imgur.com/a/ke0VqIC
10:50 March 10, 2022
i need to find some furries to help me write furryos
10:56 March 09, 2022
burnt my hand on the soldering iron today, but totally worth it for learning how to solder properly!
10:51 March 08, 2022
BwittR
03:02 March 04, 2022
Just made a little game in Unity, might venture out into C# programming more.
07:07 March 03, 2022
bweeting from internet explorer 5.1 macos 10.1 edition :him:
04:15 February 28, 2022
Tryna install os x 10.1 on QEMU...doesn't seem to mount the drive
03:09 February 28, 2022
The magic mouse is more useful as a paperweight since it's so fucking heavy and thin it can't even be used as a normal mouse!
10:17 February 26, 2022
They're coming back!
04:56 February 26, 2022
Thanks for that! Bwitter might finally return to a sane state again
01:22 February 26, 2022
shut the FUCK up oh my GOD https://bwitter.me/WhitePeople/statuses/178683118633353216
00:09 February 25, 2022
I don't wanna give you false hope by saying it'll be better, so good luck I guess
23:46 February 23, 2022
i simultaneously like and hate @jr posting direct IPs out like this
00:42 February 23, 2022
what did i just say
03:24 February 21, 2022
Now imagine this: an iPhone 5s running iOS 6. It'd look terrible because Touch ID is not for skeuomorphic design!
03:19 February 21, 2022
scott the woz lives there https://bwitter.me/Twig2021/statuses/177213065165537280
23:36 February 20, 2022
why no you just....ban him https://bwitter.me/WhitePeople/statuses/172175930372915200
13:18 February 19, 2022
nah i was just having a bad time sorry for being rude http://bwitter.me/hiew/statuses/176503039383830528
04:48 February 19, 2022
java -Xmx4096M -Xms1024M -jar server.jar --nogui
01:24 February 19, 2022
my "comeback" failed then (it wasn't even a comeback idk what to say)
00:58 February 19, 2022
"kill all men" feeling suicidal today mate? https://bwitter.me/hiew/statuses/176503039383830528
00:44 February 19, 2022
not funny + you literally used google translate
23:20 February 18, 2022
bwitter is basically unmoderated now
14:29 February 18, 2022
The free Zoom meeting has ended. Thank you for choosing Zoom!
01:45 February 18, 2022
The macintosh operating system version 10 revision 14 https://bwitter.me/fuckbook/statuses/175535880574861312
11:25 February 17, 2022
,!eurt
03:59 February 17, 2022
the ios 7 to ios 12 design language is my favourite imo
03:03 February 17, 2022
compiling pypy from source because brew is a fucking idiot for not downloading precompiled binaries already
02:33 February 17, 2022
same but replace imac with my netbook https://bwitter.me/Marcus/statuses/175472982762717184
01:00 February 17, 2022
native bwitter looks good on most mobile devices because of the HUGE FUCKING SPACES AROUND IT https://bwitter.me/hcgio/statuses/175532183220387840
09:01 February 16, 2022
IMO as long as you don't act retarded you're not a *tard of any kind + old iPods are cool
03:15 February 16, 2022
https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1493752880733503488 3ds & wii u eshop shutting down in 2023 (who buys games off them tbh just use cfw lol)
02:52 February 16, 2022
http://bwitter.me/jr/statuses/175437033156640768 http://bwitter.me/Kemes/statuses/175434834682839040 shut
00:53 February 16, 2022
true
23:51 February 15, 2022
Man is saying that sewer water tastes good
05:50 February 15, 2022
why is bwitter so slow
00:25 February 15, 2022
correction: always speaks
11:09 February 14, 2022
i hate how fucking stupid the oic speaks sometimes
01:00 February 14, 2022
To new site owners: do not share ip links out like this, or you'll get doxxed and possibly ddosed http://173.230.137.93/ betatoob ip
03:59 February 13, 2022
chad
23:56 February 11, 2022
Fact: today is 2022. Stop believing in lies you made up
23:54 February 11, 2022
i see you have not experienced reddit
23:45 February 11, 2022
bitch i thought u were born in 2k7 http://bwitter.me/Yoshizin_Gordin/statuses/173656196962582528
04:11 February 11, 2022
hot chocolate hot chocolate hot chocolate hot chocolate hot chocolate
01:07 February 11, 2022
Yall mfs living in the wrong places that have the wrong prices lmao
23:58 February 09, 2022
PORTAL PORTED TO SWITCH WTF
23:44 February 09, 2022
I feel like it's a discord general chat with a 1 minute cooldown
05:32 February 09, 2022
reading the bwitter feed is surprisingly calming for some reason
02:32 February 09, 2022
ratio + you're the unfunny one http://bwitter.me/LancePriebeReal/statuses/170233392703471616
00:49 February 09, 2022
there's a can of white watercolour sitting on my desk for no real reason
14:17 February 08, 2022
Just pushed the latest update of yt-2005-watch to Github. Added the homepage! https://github.com/pixdoet/yt-2005-watch
07:04 February 08, 2022
mcdonald's nintendo ds game
06:37 February 08, 2022
you own a tamagotchi
01:12 February 08, 2022
try dedicating more cpu cores and ram to it lol
01:08 February 07, 2022
Where's the anti-fax people now? 🚫📠
00:03 February 07, 2022
based
13:37 February 06, 2022
For those interested, you have to use this UA: Mozilla/5.0 (iPad; CPU OS 5_1 like Mac OS X) AppleWebKit/534.46 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/6.0 Mobile/9B176 Safari/7534.48.3 https://github.com/pixdoet/ios6-icons/ just extracted them http://bwitter.me/Marcus/statuses/171529078237560832
03:11 February 06, 2022
https://github.com/pixdoet/ios6-icons/ just extracted them https://help.apple.com/ipad/6/
03:06 February 06, 2022
Oh lol, I'm using desktop browsers. I'll try with the ipad 2 UAs tho https://bwitter.me/hiew/statuses/171534893904297984
02:54 February 06, 2022
It redirects me to the modern iPad guide http://bwitter.me/Marcus/statuses/171529078237560832
06:18 February 05, 2022
I just recolourized a film negative to original colours. Surprisingly easy to do with modern software and a cheapo scanner.
04:27 February 05, 2022
Chinese new year is fucking lit
12:34 February 03, 2022
bitch cuck penis fuck mother dead father gone shithole arsehole asshole ass fuck faggot anus lmao lmfao ratio http://bwitter.me/RealOskarLogo2/statuses/169734629123686400
08:33 February 01, 2022
what's with the single character accounts being created
14:30 January 30, 2022
Neh, not really. Have you searched archive.org?
23:50 January 27, 2022
"dumb owner" neh bazinga was mentally exhausted from maintaining the site. He's matured more with SubRocks lol
12:27 January 27, 2022
Imagine someone being the elon musk of bwitter
02:56 January 27, 2022
Hello from MacOS 10.14! 0.1 Versions newer than you :him:
02:43 January 26, 2022
where's the xue hua piao piao trap remix fandom hanging out now?
23:35 January 25, 2022
ffs ban twig2021 already
04:33 January 25, 2022
forgot to reply in last bweet, oops :p https://bwitter.me/hiew/statuses/167252876572229632 https://bwitter.me/Tinker/statuses/167195274857414656
03:17 January 25, 2022
Yeah, just need beautifulsoup to scrape a list of keywords (in this case, swear words) from the user's page. Posting on bwitter with python is also made possible and I did that a few times too.
03:14 January 25, 2022
imagine making a bot that counts how many swear words a person has said on bwitter...fuck yeah new project idea
10:43 January 24, 2022
cant seem to capture full screen cs:s or gta with obs on mac.......
06:20 January 24, 2022
oh wait i used the @fuckbook account wtf lmao :him:
00:00 January 24, 2022
lmao you're making a 2005 layout too?
11:57 January 20, 2022
"Nothing about it on the internet" sure: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fun_House_(American_game_show) https://doyourememberfunhouse.neocities.org/
12:09 January 13, 2022
I kinda want to rewrite my entire school's website from scratch...just dumped the whole school's info RIGHT IN THE HTML lol
05:26 January 07, 2022
There were apparently attempts but not currently
11:26 January 06, 2022
Serious question: do you people think that bwitter can be as addictive as other social media?
01:08 January 03, 2022
bweet bweet bweeter!
13:56 January 02, 2022
happy new year!
10:20 January 01, 2022
Long time no see, Bwitter! Merry christmas btw
01:47 December 26, 2021
might be quitting the oic. bye!
02:46 December 20, 2021
hiew.me is back up: https://hiew.me
13:10 December 15, 2021
https://github.com/pixdoet/pyed simple text editor written in Python
02:17 December 14, 2021
CSGO textures broken on Mac/Linux...
00:52 December 12, 2021
toyota http://bwitter.me/Twig2021/statuses/150176729426558976
08:46 December 08, 2021
Finally finished installing Ubuntu 20.04! Works like a charm even on 4GB. Btw if you are wondering Bwitter works on Firefox 91 Ubuntu :P
14:11 December 07, 2021
finally upgrading my world to 1.18 (expecting corruption)
02:38 December 07, 2021
Installing Ubuntu...
13:09 December 06, 2021
ripping my playstation game discs...
03:55 November 27, 2021
writing a script / story idk
01:31 November 25, 2021
Man this NFT hype is going nowhere but up. I decided to join the NFT hype too by right clicking on the image and saving it to my computer. Sucks to be the guy that got their image saved :)
06:10 November 22, 2021
Going to my grandma’s
04:45 November 20, 2021
bruh spacemy.com.my exists 💀
12:42 November 18, 2021
cant even see since its not loading lol https://subrock.rocks/watch?v=EbUSGOVObYK
04:19 November 16, 2021
Gonna put some games and vids onto my Nokia, lmk what you guys recommend!
23:19 November 15, 2021
Finally found out the reason why I can't use my public ip anymore: https://soyacincau.com/2021/10/13/tm-unifi-public-ip-broadband-customers-cgnat-lsn-implementation/
01:39 November 15, 2021
yeah that was an error i legit got when i was fixing thefuckbook, tons of shit code in the codebase ahaha https://bwitter.me/hiew/statuses/141462967370645504
13:25 November 14, 2021
@jr yes its thefuckbook.ml https://bwitter.me/fuckbook/statuses/141405262815690752
12:09 November 14, 2021
Notice: Undefined variable: get_sex in /Users/pixdoet/Code/html/fuckbook/profile.php on line 383
06:43 November 14, 2021
old facebook revival type of thing, probably the only one in existence (apart from VK)
01:12 November 13, 2021
Hello bwitter! How was your morning (or night)?
01:16 November 09, 2021
NGL i like pencils more than pens
07:22 November 07, 2021
Just got an external USB floppy drive with a dirty head. Great! Now all my disks are scratched up. (I cleaned the heads afterwards btw)
10:58 November 04, 2021
hey apparently i have an exam next week
14:29 November 03, 2021
shit curl broken on all my compilation systems
03:08 October 31, 2021
A windows/dos port of cppbwitter is coming soon! (torturing myself on a windows netbook rn)
13:59 October 29, 2021
spook
11:51 October 29, 2021
@atking that's because it was the database that was corrupted, and the images were not stored together with the database. http://bwitter.me/account/profile_image/king.jpg (I haven't registered that account yet) http://bwitter.me/enterwebs/statuses/135662348948996096
11:13 October 29, 2021
restored an ipad mini 1
01:14 October 29, 2021
RIPBOZO http://bwitter.me/enterwebs/statuses/135420318687690752
14:32 October 28, 2021
https://web.archive.org/web/20211028142242/https://bwitter.me/ archived :him:
14:26 October 28, 2021
when's someone archiving this on archive.org lmfao
14:22 October 28, 2021
Can yall please verify the users that were verified before? Thanks!
13:53 October 28, 2021
i made a pr on github :him:
13:51 October 28, 2021
WOOHOO BWITTER BACK
13:49 October 28, 2021
hiew